Arse / Face Soap

Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the soap for the face and downstairs bits!

The Arse/Face Soap is lightly perfumed and comes in a pack of two. It's striking brown and white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination.

Now all you have to worry about is the curly bits of hair that get stuck in the soap, regardless which end it's used on - YUCK!