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A Simples Life: The Life and Times of Aleksandr Orlov

Item Code: 31638

  • Hilarious autobiography of the nation’s favourite Meerkat, Aleksandr Orlov
  • "Written" in his own inimitable style as dictated to sidekick, Sergei
  • In hardback, would make a fantastic 'top-up' birthday present
  • Read about his ancester's journey from the Kalarahi Desert to Russia
  • Side-splittingly funny creation that all the family will enjoy - 144 pages

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Alekxandr Orlov is now a household name – with his catchphrase “Simples”! Now that lovable Meerkat from TV land has written his own autobiography, giving us an account of his journey from Africa’s Kalahari to Russia. Read about his ancestor’s journey to his own life as entrepreneur and founder of comparethemeerkat.com plus his love of grubs and cravats. Dictated to his sidekick, Sergei, this is written in his own, unique style.

So settle down and enjoy!

‘My name is Aleksandr Orlov. I live and make work in Moscow. I have a success business. I have a mansion decorate with many fine things. I have a naturally majestic posture. But I would have none of these things if it were not for my family. This book is dedicated to them. I also wish to inspire next generation of young businesskats. I am hope that this book will show what can come of courage, hard work and a good fur-care regime. I am also hope that with royalties I will be able to re-marble roof on Orlov family mansion’

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