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USB Desktop Bouncer

Item Code: 23516

  • Motion activated USB Desktop gadget
  • Says one of 6 phrases when someone moves too close
  • Phrases: "You're not welcome here", "not today mate"
  • "Your names not down, you're not comin' in"
  • Powered by either USB cable or battery

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Product Description

Guard your PC with this well 'ard USB BOUNCER and warn off any unwanted intruders. With his motion activated sensor in his jacket button, he says one of 6 phrases if anyone dares trespass! A brilliant novelty gift ideal for office workers who love their executive toys. Perfect deterant to pen filchers and people who hover around your desk like the boss!

Phrases include

  • 'You're not welcome 'ere'
  • 'Your name's not down, you're not comin' in'
  • 'You're not comin' anywhere near here lookin' like that'
  • 'Not today mate'
  • 'Come over 'ere if you think you're hard enough'
  • 'You're cruisin' for a bruisin''

Plug him into your USB port with the included cable or have him "unplugged" with the 3 AAA batteries. No one will dare steal a pen from your desk again!

Dimensions:
H 202mm x W 140mm x D 60mm
Cable Length: 1200mm

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