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Terry the Turtle may look cute but be warned, he is a motion and switch activated terrapin that not only swears, but swears a lot!
You won't believe what comes out of his mouth! Terry the Turtle has a little problem - a very big potty mouth!. As hard as he tries to keep them in, the curse words, whistles, and chirps keep slipping out. Shouldn't laugh really, but his language is as foul as the swamp his sort hails from! Not recommended for those who are easily offended like your granny, mum, dad, or anyone easily shocked!
His head pops up and arms move from side to side when delivering expletives. His audio chip includes 25 unique delightful outbursts including the good old favourite, "f**k you" and "b*tch" to the more inventive "s*ck my b*lls". Then after shouting "c*ckface", Terry then apologises! Oh bless! You've been warned!
Features choice of three settings; motion activated, switch activated and "always on" random mode. Also features two rudeness settings: PG or uncensored 18+.
Size: 16.5 x 12cm x 11cm
WARNING: THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO MAY OFFEND. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.
Requires 3x AA batteries (included for demo purposes).
Got this as a silly xmas pressy for my hubby,so he hasn't seen it yet but me and the children have had such a laugh with this,lets hope he likes it!!
Deliery was very speedy, ordered on 15th Dec arrived 19th Dec.
L Wilcox | 21st Dec 2011
Never have I seen or heard something soooooo funny!!! I gave this gift to fiance and he and everyone else was in stitches for days after!!! recommend BIG TIME!!!!!
Natasha Yassen | 15th Dec 2011
I bought this for my husband for Christmas and it was the best thing I have ever got him in 23 years! We have never laughed so much in ages (he even had it on throughout our Christmas dinner and nearly choked on his turkey). Sooo funny!
Clare | 29th Dec 2010
I bought this as a Christmas present for my boyfriend, but when it arrived I couldn't resist opening it and testing it out. I found it so funny that I decided to plant it near the doorway as my boyfriend walked it and needless to say it had the desired effect! Very funny.
Sarah | 15th Dec 2010
Bought it for my older brother as a joke birthday present and have never seen him laugh so much!
N Chisholm | 15th Mar 2010
To say the least, he is very foul mouthed, but brilliant. On Boxing Day I took him to meet some of the family, it was hilarious! Thank you for a great laugh. There will be some more orders from my family.
Jean Marsh | 29th Dec 2009
Shock the vicar or your great aunt with this little fella. They just won't know what going to hit them next!!! Great fun and a perfect gift for the little boy inside every man!!
Nikki Bell | 21st Dec 2009
I have bought this as a gift for someone at Christmas, but I don’t want to give it away. After it was delivered I just needed to try it out and I couldn't believe how brilliant it is! Whoever thought of this concept as a bloody genius and I will probably end up buying one for myself as well. Some of the phrases are so funny they had me in tears. The PG phrases are a laugh but of course everyone is going to buy it for the 18+ phrases. What a brilliant novelty gift.
Martyn Lee | 21st Dec 2009
This is the funniest Christmas present I've bought this year. The turtle style outbursts are absolutely hilarious and kept my office entertained all afternoon :-)
Jo | 21st Dec 2009
Terry the Turtle is fantastic! Especially in random sensor mode, my younger brother loved it for Christmas, although we couldn?t play it in front of our Nana!! Very rude, Very funny, Very good!!
Miss Jodie Brewis | 14th Aug 2009
