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5 Working Days Postal Service £4.95
2-3 Working Days UPS Trackable Service £9.95
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Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the soap for the face and downstairs bits!
The Arse/Face Soap is lightly perfumed and comes in a pack of two. Its striking brown and white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination.
Now all you have to worry about is the curly bits of hair that get stuck in the soap, regardless which end it's used on - YUCK!

