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Your item will be delivered to the recipient wrapped in blue paper with ribbon inside the protective outer carton.
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iPad 2 Survivor Case
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Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to drying the top and bottom. Gone is that moment when you step out of the shower and try to remember which end to use.
This large 100% cotton Arse/Face Towel has clearly defined areas for drying the opposing ends of the body. Of course, we're not going to suggest that you don't clean yourself properly and therefore leave "streaks" on the towel.. The fact that the bottie bit is brown in colour, well nuff said really!
As one clever wag has said, It's ok as long as you don't have a face that looks like an arse. We couldn't possibly comment! There is also an Arse/Face soap to accompany this "lovely" towel - see below
I ordered the arse/face towel and soap for my boyfriend for Christmas. The soap smells lovely and the towel is great! This is a fun and funny gift at a great price.
Christina | 17th Dec 2009
This product, along with the soap was simply ideal for my dad. He has always been a joker and really found the funny side of this gift.
Emma Ryan | 14th Dec 2009
This is a great gift for any man, so funny and unique. I bought it for my partner who liked the idea. I also bought the matching soap which smells great!
Anonymous | 14th Aug 2009
i bought this for my partner, along with the soap, its a great gift, funny and useful.
Ms jane young | 14th Aug 2009
