Arse/Face Sponge

Item Code: 30017

Hilarious colour coded Arse/Face Sponge - makes a great gift
Half brown and half cream with opposable text
Either side will avoid cross contamination
Features "Arse" and "Face" on either side
Brilliant novelty gift

Royal Mail Delivery - Orders placed by 3:00pm weekdays dispatched same day.

5 Working Days £3.25 via 2nd Class - Free for orders over £20*
Saturday Delivery £9.95

Express Delivery via Citylink - Orders placed by 4:00pm weekdays dispatched same day.
UK Mainland £5.95
Northern Ireland, Scottish Islands and Isle of Man £9.95 - Channel Islands (Guernsey and Jersey) £14.95

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Delivery to Continental Europe - Orders placed by 1.00pm weekdays dispatched same day

5 Working Days Postal Service £4.95

2-3 Working Days UPS Trackable Service £9.95

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Give a gift guaranteed to provoke fits of laughter with the Arse/Face Sponge. From the clean freak to the comedian this will amuse absolutely anyone!

Colour coded for cleanliness in brown and cream, with opposable text on either side, it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination. Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the sponge for the face and downstairs bits!

A fantastic novelty gift to give to someone who you love to share a joke with!