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Orders placed by 2pm weekdays are usually dispatched same day. £3.25 Free for orders over £40*
Express Delivery via Courier - Orders placed by 4pm weekdays dispatched same day.
UK Mainland £5.95 (1-2 working days)
Northern Ireland, Scottish Highlands and Islands £13.95 (2 working days)
Isle of Man and Channel Islands (Guernsey and Jersey) £14.95 (2 working days)
Saturday Delivery £12.95
Click and Collect - Reserve online and collect in store within 48 hours.
Delivery to Continental Europe -
Trackable Service 3-4 working days £10.95
Non-Trackable Service 3-5 Working Days £5.95
Orders placed by 1.00pm weekdays are usually dispatched same day.
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Meet Dave, the Funky Shoulder Monkey. He just loves being the centre of attention. Sit him on your shoulder and he’ll be turning heads in no time.
Dave is a great companion and a born entertainer. Show him off to your friends and family and he won’t fail to impress. Dave has a gesture or sound for every occasion – burp, laugh, scratch, wave, cry, and even breaking wind! You decide what he does via the four behaviour modes using the pocket–sized remote. You don't have to be a ventriliquist to operate him either as he's much more than just a boring old puppet!
How does Dave work and interact with his friends? Simply perch him on your shoulder - the pack includes a “Monkey Shoulder Support” to ensure Dave travels in comfort and style. Next, place the remote control in your pocket, or behind your back – anywhere out of sight will do. The control features four different shaped buttons (behaviour modes) so selecting the right one is easy.
The remote control has four behaviour modes – each of which has associated actions and sounds. Use these in any combination to bring Dave to life. He really is a remote control toy with a difference.
Behaviour Modes:
What's in the Box?

Ordered it on Wednesday & got it Friday. Great service & great item. I bought 2, one for my son & one for me. Dave will be getting a few late nights over Christmas, keeping me company & visiting pubs. I made a mistake when ordering on line so I phoned the order hotline & matter sorted straight away. Brilliant!
paul | 14th Dec 2010
I bought this for a joke Christmas present for my dad, I haven’t given it to him yet but I’ve had a little play of it myself :-) good fun, will definitely bring a smile to my dad’s face on Christmas day. Good value for money. I know someone else who is getting one of these too, seems to be all the rage!
Penny | 15th Dec 2010
I bought this monkey as a Christmas present for my nephew. Of course, I had to try it out first ;) It's fantastic, great monkey with lots of character! My shopping experience with this webstore was simply the best. Email updates to tell me where my order is and tracking details. I will be using this site again. Maybe even to buy my own 'Dave the Monkey'.
Ang | 25th Nov 2010