Grumpy Old Git Toilet Roll

Item Code: 33115

Humorous toilet roll - ideal for the Grumpy old Git in your household
Each sheet features a Grumpy Says command/moan/grizzle at anyone who's there!
Comments include: "Remember to Bloody Flush", "Don't Use all the bloody Bog Roll" and more
Roll contains 200 4-ply white sheets and comes in a printed presentation box
Makes an ideal stocking filler or secret Santa gift

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There is one thing that's common to us all - going to the toilet! Even the grumpiest, most curmudgeonly who think they've the right to grizzle about everyone and everything needs to visit the bog! Surely life in the 21st century isn't that bad. Of course, some old blokes don't admit they're wrong or even bad tempered - it's just everybody else that is!

So if he's turning into a Victor Meldrew, award him with this Grumpy Old Git Toilet Roll. This humorous toilet roll contains 200 4-ply white sheets with each featuring a general moan, grizzle or command to anyone who's there! Comments include "Remember to Bloody Flush", "Don't Use all the bloody Bog Roll", "Don't Spend all bloody day there" and more.

Comes in a printed presentation box and makes an ideal secret Santa or stocking filler.