
Item Code: 28200
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What gets you up in the morning? An annoying bell? The next door neighbour’s dog barking? Or the bloke across the road revving his motor bike at 5:00am?
How about setting yourself a wonderful wake-up call that will leave a smile on your face with this Pole Dancer Alarm Clock. This novelty clock will brighten up all those dreary mornings!
Featuring a digital clock display and multi-function alarm, this bikini-clad busty babe will wake you up with a sexy twirl around the pole to some realy cheesy music. Just what you need, first thing! Gives a whole new meaning to decorative clocks – she’s very decorative indeed!
Requires 3x AAA batteries (not included)
Clock requires 1 x LR44 battery (included)
