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Suck UK Dead Book "Mark"

Item Code: 32795

  • Squashed "flat" dead bookmark made from silicone rubber
  • Better than using an old receipt or poor pressed flowers
  • Body can easily be rolled up to fit in pocket and bag
  • Non stick so he won't damage books
  • Measures: 125 x 70 x 20 mm

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Saturday Delivery £9.95

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UK Mainland £5.95
Northern Ireland, Scottish Islands and Isle of Man  £9.95 - Channel Islands (Guernsey and Jersey) £14.95

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5 Working Days Postal Service £4.95

2-3 Working Days UPS Trackable Service £9.95

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Product Description

There is life after death! Although poor Mark has met a sticky end - a squishy end to be precise, his demise was not in vain!

Now his floppy body is trapped within the pages of your book, whilst he's scrabbling to get out. And all the while happily keeping your place ... you know, keeping the page at that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopaedia. Eh?

Anyway, forget using pressed flowers and old receipts as bookmarks - Mark is the future. What else will he do now he's dead? And would you believe Mark also likes books (although they've been the death of him) which means he's non-stick and won't damage your precious reading matter. Plus, he's so supple that he can easily be rolled up to fit in a pocket or small bag.

Makes a great gift for book worms everywhere. After all, there are times when you simply must mark your place - even if the story is "unputdownable".

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