Suck UK Dead Fred Pen Tidy

Item Code: 22920

Dead Fred is a gruesome desktidy for your pen and graphic "warning" to all pen thieves out there
Access your pen straight away; never need to hunt for writing implement again
In gory bright red - you'll always will be able to see him
Made from durable silicone rubber
Stab Fred repeatedly - great stress reliever too!

Royal Mail Delivery - Orders placed by 3:00pm weekdays dispatched same day.

5 Working Days £3.25 via 2nd Class - Free for orders over £20*
Saturday Delivery £9.95

Express Delivery via Citylink - Orders placed by 4:00pm weekdays dispatched same day.
UK Mainland £5.95
Northern Ireland, Scottish Islands and Isle of Man £9.95 - Channel Islands (Guernsey and Jersey) £14.95

Click and Collect - Reserve online and collect in store within 48 hours.

Delivery to Continental Europe - Orders placed by 1.00pm weekdays dispatched same day

5 Working Days Postal Service £4.95

2-3 Working Days UPS Trackable Service £9.95

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This is not just a desktidy and no ordinary Pen Holder either! It's a serious message to all those who are thinking of stealing your pen! Work colleagues beware! Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of loosing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard?

You need Fred on your desk, and then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement of choice! By murdering Fred over and over with your pen, you’ll never be hunting around for the pen again. The most gratuitously violent pen holder on the market today. GET YOURS NOW!