Gifts & Novelty from Menkind

Liverpool Corner Flag Mini Garden Gnome Fantastic gift for the football obsessed Liverpool Fan Officially licensed Liverpool FC merchandise Looks hilarious in the home or garden Approximately 10cm tall

Corner Flag Mini Garden Gnome

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Manchester United Corner Flag Mini Gnome Fantastic gift for the football obsessed Man U Fan Officially licensed Manchester United merchandise Looks hilarious in the home or garden Stgands Approximately 10cm tall

Corner Flag Mini Garden Gnome

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Tottenham Hotspur Corner Flag Mini Gnome - perfect for home and garden Fantastic gift for the obsessed football fan Officially licensed Tottenham Hotspur merchandise Looks hilarious in the home or garden Approximately 10cm tall

Corner Flag Mini Garden Gnome

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Arsenal Corner Flag Mini Garden Gnome Fantastic gift for the football obsessed Gunner Fan Officially licensed Arsenal merchandise Looks hilarious in the home or garden Approximately 10cm tall

Corner Flag Mini Garden Gnome

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Chelsea Football Club Corner Flag Mini Gnome - perfect for home and garden Fantastic gift for the obsessed football fan of the mighty Blues Officially licensed Chelsea FC merchandise Looks hilarious in the home or garden Approximately 10cm tall

Corner Flag Mini Garden Gnome

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West Ham Football Club Corner Flag Mini Gnome - perfect for home and garden Fantastic gift for the obsessed football fan of the Hammers Officially licensed West Ham FC merchandise Looks hilarious in the home or garden Approximately 10cm tall

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

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Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

Printed toilet roll of hilarious and pathetic jokes What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved! Perfect cheeky (geddit?) gift idea A visit to the loo will never be the same again. Keep it on your desk for a late afternoon giggle

Cube

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Cube

The World's number one puzzle Original 3x3 version 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 square combinations: One solution. Enjoy the exciting new multi-level play! Includes the simplest ever, seven step solution

Cuffinks

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Cuffinks

Manchester City cufflinks featuring the team's badge on the front Crest is made from zinc alloy with and bullet clasp backing Makes a perfect wedding present or gift for the best man Comes in a beautifully presented cufflinks gift box Official Manchester City merchandise

Cufflink Box Black/Plum

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Cufflink Box Black/Plum

15 piece cufflinks box to protect gents cufflinks Dimensions: 18 x 11.5 x 4cm Fine lama textured black leather exterior Purple grosgrain lining Displays silver plated Dulwich design logo

Cufflinks

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Everton FC cufflinks featuring the team's badge on the front Crest is made from zinc alloy with bullet clasp backing Makes a perfect wedding present or gift for the best man Comes in a beautifully presented cufflinks gift box Official Everton Football Club merchandise

Cufflinks

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Arsenal cufflinks featuring the team's badge on the fronrt Crest is made from zinc alloy with and bullet clasp backing Makes a perfect wedding present or gift for the best man Comes in a beautifully presented cufflinks gift box Official Arsenal Football Club merchandise

Cufflinks

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Chelsea FC cufflinks featuring the team's badge on the front Crest is made from zinc alloy with bullet clasp backing Makes a perfect wedding present or gift for the best man Comes in a beautifully presented cufflinks gift box Official Chelsea Football Club merchandise

Cufflinks

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West Ham FC cufflinks featuring the team's badge on the front Crest is made from zinc alloy with bullet clasp backing Makes a perfect wedding present or gift for the best man Comes in a beautifully presented cufflinks gift box Official West Ham Football Club merchandise

Cufflinks

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Tottenham Hotspur FC cufflinks featuring the team's badge on the front Crest is made from zinc alloy with bullet clasp backing Makes a perfect wedding present or gift for the best man Comes in a beautifully presented cufflinks gift box Official Tottenham Hotspur Football Club merchandise

Cufflinks

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Liverpool FC cufflinks featuring the team's badge on the front Crest is made from zinc alloy with bullet clasp backing Makes a perfect wedding present or gift for the best man Comes in a beautifully presented cufflinks gift box Official Liverpoool Football Club merchandise

Cufflinks

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Digital Coin Counting Money Jar

Manchester United FC cufflinks featuring the team's badge on the front Crest is made from zinc alloy with bullet clasp backing Makes a perfect wedding present or gift for the best man Comes in a beautifully presented cufflinks gift box Official Manchester United Football Club merchandise

Cyber Clean Tub

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Cyber Clean Tub

Voted one of this year's top Five Stocking fillers by the Gadget Show High tech cleaning compound that's perfect for keyboards and gadgets Press against the selected area then peel back and dirt will come with it. Biodegradable & stain free - suitable for delicate electronic equipment Cleans PC/Macs, mobile phones, stereos, PDAs, printers, faxes, etc.

Dead Book "Mark"

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Dead Book "Mark"

Squashed "flat" dead bookmark made from silicone rubber Better than using an old receipt or poor pressed flowers Body can easily be rolled up to fit in pocket and bag Non stick so he won't damage books Measures: 125 x 70 x 20 mm

Dead Fred Pen Tidy

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Dead Fred Pen Tidy

Dead Fred is a gruesome desktidy for your pen and graphic "warning" to all pen thieves out there Access your pen straight away; never need to hunt for writing implement again In gory bright red - you'll always will be able to see him Made from durable silicone rubber Stab Fred repeatedly - great stress reliever too!

Desktop Henry Hoover

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Desktop Henry Hoover

The new Desktop Henry Hoover novelty gift Use to ensure a clean, hygenic desktop Dimensions: 9.5 x 9.5 x 9cm. Features conventional Henry Hoover design Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included)

Desktop Hetty Hoover

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Desktop Hetty Hoover

Henry's better half - the new Desktop Hetty Hoover novelty gift Use to ensure a clean, hygienic desktop Dimensions: 9.5 x 9.5 x 9cm. Features conventional Henry Hoover design Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included)

Desktop Skip

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Desktop Skip

Mini skip ideal for the desk top at home or in the office In bright yellow in traditional rubbish skip shape Use as a desk tidy for essentials or as a waste paper bin Made from lightweight ABS plastic - no crane needed to lift! Dimensions: Length: 175mm; Width: 120mm; Depth: 80mm

Digital Coin Counting Money Jar

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Electronically and instantly counts coins as they're dropped Displays the sum total of 'savings' on an easy-to-read LCD screen Count up/down controls to account for bulk deposits or withdrawals Just twist off the titanium-finish lid to access the money Accepts all UK coins (£2,£1,50p,20p,10p,5p,2p,1p)

Digital Coin Sorter

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Digital Coin Sorter

Electronic coin organiser that keeps track of your spare change Sorts out coins into correct denominations - counts all UK coins Totals displayed on the LCD screen - coins sorted into tubes Place in the home office or kitchen - better than the jam jar Requires 2 'AAA' batteries

Digital Luggage Scale

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Digital Luggage Scale

Conveniently sized, ergonomically designed luggage scale Low battery/overload indicator and auto lock function Features 11.3mm (0.44) LCD display 50 kilogram weight limit Powered by 1 x 3v lithium cell battery (included)

Digital Solar LCD Clock

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Digital Solar LCD Clock

Solar powered Clock - a great gift for those intrigued by technology Features: Alarm and Temperature displayed in °C or °F Calendar display and time in 12/24 hour Illustrates the time in a jumbo format Unit size: 134 x 111 x 47mm

Discover Drums Mk2 - Tabletop Electronic Drum Kit

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Discover Drums Mk2 - Tabletop Electronic Drum Kit

Portable electronic drum kit set with four high quality drum pads and drumsticks included Pads respond to your play just like real drums – the harder you hit the louder they sound With 50 various percussion sounds that can be assigned to each pad to customise your kit Fun to learn! Follow the lights to practice your rhythm and timing Play quietly with headphones or rock out with built-in speaker

Drumstick Pencils

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Drumstick Pencils

Two perfectly formed drumstick pencils One end is a HB lead pencil, the other a drumstick Perfect silly gift or Secret Santa Gift For kids and adults who still follow the rock-star dream Wood sourced from well-managed forests

Duck with a Dick

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Duck with a Dick

Classic yellow bathtime duck with a detachable penis! Duck has an unfeesibly large willie that floats under water The Duck with a Dick measures approx 9 cm x 12 cm x 8 cm Makes a great adults only bath toy for the big kid Perfect gift for a hen do or secret santa!

Dynamite Alarm Clock

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Dynamite Alarm Clock

Digital Alarm clock shaped like cartoon-styled sticks of dynamite Wakes you up to beeping countdown followed by a loud explosion With flashing LED lights and display backlight Perfect novelty clock - ideal for a teenager's bedroom Powered by 2 AAA batteries (not included)

Eggsplosion Egg Cups

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Eggsplosion Egg Cups

Two stoneware egg cups in the shape of a hand grenade In military green with "radioactive material" symbol on each Great novelty gift idea set - perfect if he's into all things military Two soft boiled eggs and toast soldiers; start the day with a bang Made from durable stoneware - handwash only

Elland Road Street Sign

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Elland Road Street Sign

Leeds United Elland Road Football Street Sign - ideal for fans of Leeds Features "LS11 0ES Elland Road" and club crest and logo Made from durable pressed steel - will not tear, crease or fade Dimensions: Width: 40cm; Height: 18cm Official Leeds United merchandise

Emergency Mobile Phone Charger

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Emergency Mobile Phone Charger

Mobile phone and Blackberry charger provides up to 2 hours emergency call time Works with most Nokia, Sony Ericsson, Motorola, Samsung and Blackberry phones Simply insert an AA battery and attach using provided adaptor Red LED indicates that charging is taking place Sleek, durable and compact - weighs just 0.02kg

Emirates Street Sign

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Emirates Street Sign

Arsenal FC Football Street Sign - ideal for Gooners Fans Features "Emirates Stadium, N5" and club crest and logo Made from durable pressed steel - will not tear, crease or fade Dimensions: Width: 40cm; Height: 18cm Official Arsenal merchandise

England Grow Your Own Wembley Pitch

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England Grow Your Own Wembley Pitch

Everything you need to grow a piece of hallowed Wembley turf in your home Create the penalty area and goal in front of the main stand at Wembley! Turf seed is the same formula used to grow the pitch at Wembley Also contains a 'History of Wembley' and a double sided poster Easy to follow instructions make growing your miniature pitch easy

Evel Knieval Dressing Gown

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Evel Knieval Dressing Gown

Evel Knieval Bath Robe with Satin appliqué Evel No. 1 logo on back and chest In White with blue trim and satin appliqué stars on the triim and belt Made from cotton velour towelling; machine washable Size: One Size Fits All (up to 46 inch chest) Ideal for fans of this amazing

Eye Scope Zoom Lens for iPhone 4

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Eye Scope Zoom Lens for iPhone 4

Get up close and personal with this amazing iPhone zoom lens for the iPhone 4 Simply click it on to your existing iPhone 4 camera and get picture detail you never thought possible Small enough to carry in your pocket, and makes your iPhone more functional than ever before Features: Minimum focus distance: 3m, Magnification: 8x & Field view: 246m Includes Tripod and Tripod clamp, carry case and iphone housing

F16 Fighter Plane Clock

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F16 Fighter Plane Clock

Miniature F16 Fighter Plane Clock - ideal for any Top Gun or war buff! Novelty clock with dial featured under the fusellage White dial with Roman Numerals & 3 handed quartz movement Made from zinc alloy; measures approximately 17.5 centimetres Requires B377 battery (included)

Fairground Coin Pusher

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Fairground Coin Pusher

Fairground Coin Pusher mini game Traditional arcade style penny nudging Accepts UK pennies, plastic tokens included Anti-tilt mechanism with warning sounds and lights Music On/Off switch

Fart Fan

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Fart Fan

Novelty battery operated fan made from hard durable plastic in red Handle is in the shape of cartoon-like character holding the propellers above his head Ideal for long suffering people who put up with insufferable flatulence at home or work Makes a silly Secret Santa present or Christmas stocking filler. Requires 2xAAA batteries (not included); Measures 15cm high

Fatboy Giant Travel Mug

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Fatboy Giant Travel Mug

Large travel mug made from tough plastic construction Sure fit spill proof lid with sturdy non slip grip handle Travel base fits most cup holders Measures 34oz - that's one and a half pints Dual insulation - keeps drinks warm or cold

Fire Extinguisher Water Bottle

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Fire Extinguisher Water Bottle

Water Bottle in the shape of a traditional British styled Fire Extinguisher Has a flip-up mouth piece together with a handy carry loop Made from durable stainless steel with food safe coating Lightweight yet with a capacity of 600ml - perfect amount for hydro relief Fun product water bottle (not a fire extinguisher!!)

Flash in a Can Monkey - 4GB USB Drive

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Flash in a Can Monkey - 4GB USB Drive

4GB Storage Cool Monkey Design Heavy duty metal housing Comes presented in a can

Flash in a Can Robot Man - 4GB USB Drive

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Flash in a Can Robot Man - 4GB USB Drive

4GB Storage Cool Robot Design Heavy duty metal housing Comes presented in a can

Flygun

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Flygun

The ultra-efficient anti insect protection The gun fires the swat, splatting the insect from afar Kills the flies quickly, cleanly and efficiently Perfect for summer barbecues, outdoor events Great fun for all the family

Flying F#*k Remote Control Toy

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Flying F#*k Remote Control Toy

Radio controlled "helicopter" that spells out the "F-Word" Two-Channel Infra-Red Remote Control Controller requires 6xAA batteries (not supplied) Flying element recharges via controller. Show someone you care – give a Flying F#*k today!

Football Boot Cufflinks

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Football Boot Cufflinks

Stylish silver finish football cufflinks with a football boot and ball design Perfect evening wear for football lovers during the World Cup! Cufflinks feature a classic torpedo clasp on the back Great gift for any member of the local football team Comes presented in a chrome gift box

Football's Funniest Quotes

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Football's Funniest Quotes

Contains over 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about the most famous names in Football Perfect football gift for the football fanatic you know no matter who they support Quotes from Alex Ferguson, Gazza, Eric Cantona Jose Mourinho and more Makes a great grown-up Christmas stocking filler or secret Santa Gift In paperback comprising 512 pages

Football's Strangest Matches

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Football's Strangest Matches

This book is full of extraordinary yet true stories from over a century of football Perfect football gift for the football fanatic you know no matter who they support There are goals and gaffes galore drawn from all levels of the football world Makes a great grown-up Christmas stocking filler or secret Santa Gift In hardback comprising 176 pages

Fuel Cell Car

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Fuel Cell Car

Tiny Fuel Cell car powered car powered entirely by salt water Comes flat-packed for build-it-yourself educational fun Powered purely by salt water, no batteries or electricity required All materials used are non-toxic and environmentally-friendly A great way to learn about eco-friendly energy

Gay Bar Soap

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Gay Bar Soap

Novelty bar of soap emblazoned with "Gay Bar" on the front Rose scented bath soap and coloured in "girlie" Pink Makes a fantastic novelty gift for any home, any occasion Measures 8.5 cm x 6.2 cm x 2 cm - fits on any size soap dish Great gift idea to accompany "manly" shaving accessories

Gears of War Bifold Wallet

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Gears of War Bifold Wallet

A striking mens wallet featuring the Gears of War Skull Logo motiff With 3 credit card inserts, 1 full length note compartment & coin purse Dimensions: Width: Open 210mm Closed: 110mm; Height: 85mm Made from black PVC with polyester interior Officially licensed Gears of War mechandise

Gentleman's Ballscratcher

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Gentleman's Ballscratcher

Shaped like a delicate female hand for those hard to reach places The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra lengtht Quality silverware utensil Dishwasher safe and has a stain resistant surface! Presented in a high quality gift box

Gentlemans Willy Care Kit

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Gentlemans Willy Care Kit

Essential intimate grooming items for men Boxed in a luxury case Contains every grooming tool a man could need Perfect for travelling and men on the go

Get the Hint Loud and Clear Adhesive Labels

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Get the Hint Loud and Clear Adhesive Labels

Repositionable adhesive labels ideal for the office and home Makes a great stocking fillers or secret Santa gift Stickers comprise "F**k This", "F**k That", "Don't F**k" this up The pressing "This is F**king Urgent" & the concilitory "F**k Yeah" Labels come on a pad totalling 20 sheets

Giant Retro Space Hopper

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Giant Retro Space Hopper

Size has been increased from 40cm to 75cm in diameter (measurement includes handles)! Can now withstand the weight of a fully grown man of 100kg or 15.7 stone Made of PVC it is much bouncier and sturdier than the original face, horn hand grips and loud orange colour are still present Comes with a fast inflating foot pump

Gibson Guitar Miniature Clock

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Gibson Guitar Miniature Clock

Miniature Gibson Guitar Clock Novelty clock with clock face featured on the body White dial with Roman Numerals & three handed quartz movement Requires B377 battery (included) Height: 15 x Width: W4 x Depth: 5 cms

Gigantic Piano Keyboard Mat

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Gigantic Piano Keyboard Mat

This enormous 24 key floor piano keyboard stretches out to to 180cm x 80cm when laid out 8 Different instrument tones: Piano, Saxophone, Violin, Accordian, Trumpet, Harp, Xylophone and Guitar Allows user to record tunes and play them back accordingly Easily folded away for portability and convenience of storage Fun for all the family - makes a great party prop!

Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Roll

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Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Roll

Two-ply luminous toilet paper that literally glows in the dark! Perfect for night time trips when you don't want to switch on the light Gives off a spooky green glow - charge up using natural or artificial light Makes a fantastic novelty or jokesy housewarming gift Brilliant for festivals and camping

Godfather Gun Mug

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Godfather Gun Mug

The Godfather Gun Coffee Mug Ideal for fans of the iconic movie Black mug with bold gold writing Handle shaped like a gun Official Godfather merchandise

Golf Ball Finder Glasses

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Golf Ball Finder Glasses

Designed with special tinted lenses that filter out foliage and grass White golf balls appear to glow against trees, rough or fairway Fits over most prescription eyewear Saves time and money by reducing ball loss Includes zippered nylon carry case with bag clip

Golfers Doorstop

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Golfers Doorstop

A plastic door wedge home accessory complete with golf ball Allows you to practise putting in the comfort of your own home. Plastic golf ball to avoid home damage Dimensions: Height: 3cm Width: 7cm Length: 16.5cm Can be used whilst wedging the door open or closed

Goodison Road Street Sign

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Goodison Road Street Sign

Everton Football Club Street Sign - ideal gift for fans of the Toffees Features "Goodison Road, L4 4EL" and club crest and logo Made from durable pressed steel - will not tear, crease or fade Dimensions: Width: 40cm; Height: 18cm Official Everton merchandise

Grenade Mug

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Grenade Mug

Quality novelty coffee mug in the shape of a hand grenade Made from stoneware; hand wash only to preserve the design Don't put in the microwave safe - it may just go off with a bang Measures approx 13 cm x 9.5 cm x 9 cm In Army green with military motif

Grow It Bonsai Tree

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Grow It Bonsai Tree

Grow your own Bonsai Tree - includes 4 packets of mixed Bonsai seeds Pack includes 5 starter growing pots and compost disks made of coconut husks The 5 compost disks expand when watered Handy booklet containing growing tips included Brilliant novelty gift - ideal for green thumbs of all ages

Grow It Carnivorous Plant

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Grow It Carnivorous Plant

Two packs of seeds for two different carnivorous plants Includes Venus Fly Trap and Pitcher Plant Comes with growing pots, compost discs and seeds Handy booklet containing growing tips included Brilliant novelty gift - ideal for green thumbs of all ages

Grow It Chilli Plants

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Grow It Chilli Plants

A grow-your-own chilli kit from Gift Republic Grows five different types of chilli plant Everything required is included in the gift box Offers advice in the form of a growing tips booklet Includes some of the world's hottest varieties of chilli

Grow It Roses by Gift Republic

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Grow It Roses by Gift Republic

Grow your own roses with this fantastic Grow it pack from Gift Republic Includes everything you need to grow your very own roses. Book on Rose Growing Tips Ideal romantic gift

Grow Your Own Anfield Pitch

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Grow Your Own Anfield Pitch

Everything you need to grow a piece of hallowed Anfield turf in your home Create the penalty area and goal in front of the main stand at Anfield Easy to follow instructions make growing your miniature pitch easy Turf seed is the same formula used to grow the pitch at Anfield Also contains a 'History of Anfield' and a double sided poster

Grow Your Own Emirates Stadium Pitch

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Grow Your Own Emirates Stadium Pitch

Everything you need to grow a piece of hallowed Emirates Stadium turf in your home Create the penalty area and goal in front of the main stand at the Emirates! Also contains a 'History of the Emirates Stadium' and a double sided poster Turf seed is the same formula used to grow the pitch at the Emirates Easy to follow instructions make growing your miniature pitch easy

Grow Your Own Old Trafford Pitch

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Grow Your Own Old Trafford Pitch

Everything you need to grow a piece of hallowed Old Trafford turf in your home Create the penalty area and goal in front of the legendary Stretford End! Turf seed is the same formula used to grow the pitch at Old Trafford Also contains a 'History of Old Trafford' and a double sided poster Easy to follow instructions make growing your miniature pitch easy

Grow Your Own Upton Park Pitch

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Grow Your Own Upton Park Pitch

Everything you need to grow a piece of hallowed Boleyn Ground turf in your home Create the penalty area and goal in front of the legendary Centenary Stand! Turf seed is the same formula used to grow the pitch at Upton Park Also contains a 'History of Boleyn Ground' and a double sided poster Easy to follow instructions make growing your miniature pitch easy

Grow Your Own White Hart Lane Pitch

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Grow Your Own White Hart Lane Pitch

Everything you need to grow a piece of hallowed White Hart Lane turf in your home Create the penalty area and goal in front of the main stand at White Hart Lane! Turf seed is the same formula used to grow the pitch at White Hart Lane Also contains a 'History of White Hart Lane' and a double sided poster Easy to follow instructions make growing your miniature pitch easy

Grumpy Old Git Toilet Roll

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Grumpy Old Git Toilet Roll

Humorous toilet roll - ideal for the Grumpy old Git in your household Each sheet features a Grumpy Says command/moan/grizzle at anyone who's there! Comments include: "Remember to Bloody Flush", "Don't Use all the bloody Bog Roll" and more Roll contains 200 4-ply white sheets and comes in a printed presentation box Makes an ideal stocking filler or secret Santa gift

Gyro Flyer Remote Control Helicopter

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Gyro Flyer Remote Control Helicopter

Ready to fly metal Remote Control Helicopter with Gyro technology Includes 3-Channel Gyrocopter Radio transmitter with adjustable trim control Can be flown indoors and outdoors in relatively calm conditions Comes with Gyro technology providing greater flying stability Length: 195mm, Width: 40mm, Height: 95mm

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

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Happy Man Bottle Stopper

Happy Man Wine Stopper fits most bottles of wines and spirits Features 2 rubber rings around his 'stopper' to give an extra tight fit Makes a brilliant house-warming gift or addition to the home bar Easy to clean - just put him in your normal washing up Measuresapprox 8.5 cm x 8 cm x 6.5 cm

Hardback Book Laptop Case 13"

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Hardback Book Laptop Case 13"

Protective, practical laptop case, disguised as an antique book Hardwearing zip securely closes the case protecting the contents Lined with velvet for cushioning to ensure maximum protection Classic, "antigue" finish - makes a stylish accessory to office and home Dimensions: 13 inches (33cm)

Hardback Book Laptop Case 15"

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Hardback Book Laptop Case 15"

Harley Miniature Clock

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Harley Miniature Clock

Miniature Harley Davidson style clock Novelty clock with clock inset into the engine White dial with Roman Numerals & 3 handed quartz movement Requires B377 battery (included) Made from zinc alloy; measures 6cm x 11.5 cm

Harmonica

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Harmonica

Classic Harmonica (Mouth Organ) for kids and grown ups alike Includes set of instructions, cleaning cloth & keep safe storage case In the key of C features a super honky-tonk sound Dimensions - Length: 10.5cm; Width: 2cm; Depth: 2.5 cm Comes package in a wonderful retro styled gift box

He Who Dares Win Mule Slippers

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He Who Dares Win Mule Slippers

Soft "Only Fools and Horses" mule slip-on mens slippers Features "Del Boy" on the top with with white "faux fur" inner lining With flat non-slip rubber soles - ideal for around the "gaff" Official BBC Worldwide Merchandise Comes in 3 sizes - see below

Heart Holepunch

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Heart Holepunch

Steel holepunch Punches heart-shaped holes Lockable arm Red painted finish You even end up with heart-shaped confetti

Honk if you're horny by Spencer and Fleetwood

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Honk if you're horny by Spencer and Fleetwood

Horn with "honk if you're horny" printed on side Ideal jokey Valentine's gift

Horn for iPhone 4 (Black)

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Horn for iPhone 4 (Black)

Horn Amplifies the iPhone speaker without using extra battery Increases volume to 16db using accoustic channel & horn Compatible only with iPhone 4; Phone can be charged with horn attached Works horizontally or vertically and can be used as a stand Dimensions 5x10x6.7cm

Hot Bottle Hand Warmer

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Hot Bottle Hand Warmer

Re-usable Hand Warmer hot pack in the shape of a traditional hot water bottle Ideal for pocket or handbag at outdoor winter celebrations - fireworks, new year's eve, Diwali To activate heat, simply snap the disc inside and the goo warms up in seconds To re-use heat in boiling water, leave to cool & click again when warmth is required Heats to a temperature of 35 degrees centigrade for approximately 20 minutes

Houdini Under Lock & Key

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Houdini Under Lock & Key

Houndini Under Lock & Key puzzle inspired by the world's greatest escapologist Fascinating puzzle lock - a great piece of magic trickery Trick lock concept developed over centuries Only a solution or trick will open it Brilliant gift idea for the "magician" in your life

How to be a Good Husband

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How to be a Good Husband

A funny, charming book written during 1930s for the middle class reader in mind One of the first "self help" guides published when such books were coming into vogue Includes "don't criticise the food in front of the servants" & "always come to breakfast with a smile" Ideal gift book for those who like to look at etiquette and manners over the years In Hardback. Comprises 96 pages

I Love My Dad Cufflinks (Girl)

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I Love My Dad Cufflinks (Girl)

Sonia Spencer designer cufflinks that would make a great Fathers Day present Made out of English bone china and hand decorated in Oxfordshire Comes packaged in a stylish presentation box Finished with a silver plate signature finding Fastened with a traditional bullet clasp

I'm The Daddy Mug

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I'm The Daddy Mug

Large porcelain mug featuring "I'm The Daddy" in large black graphics Measures a whopping 135mm high (that's 5 and a half inches) Durable "edgy" mug is dishwasher and microwave safe Ideal birthday gift for the man who's boss! Perfect gift for any dad this Fathers Day!

iCade - Arcade Cabinet for iPad

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iCade - Arcade Cabinet for iPad

iCade turns your iPad into an arcade-style gaming cabinet complete with joystick and buttons With FREE Atari Greatest Hits app with one free game (downloads via App Store) Play Atari classics like Asteroids, Centipede, and Battlezone (sold separately) Classic wooden cabinet design that is fun, nostalgic and perfectly sized for the iPad Features authentic, full-sized controls for a genuine arcade experience

Ice Scraper Keyring

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Ice Scraper Keyring

Handy plastic ice-scraper with a keyfob attachment to attach to your car keys Tough scraper built with a tapered edge for ice build-up Makes a perfect gift for this Winter - ideal stocking filler Total length of chain and ice scraper is 137mm For left and right handers. One size fits all

iMusic Pillow

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iMusic Pillow

Lovely soft pillow with in-built MP3 speaker and plug to connect your iPod or audio device Compatible with most iPods, MP3 players, CD players and with most radios Listen to your personal sounds that only you can hear without disturbing your partner Cosy hollow fibre filling for extra comfort and support Cover: 100% Cotton; Filling 100% Polyester fibre

Inflatable Cock Fighting Set

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Inflatable Cock Fighting Set

Pack contains two inflatable giant Willies with velcro fastening Ideal for boys nights in - sorts out who really is Alpha Male Simply blow up strap on around the waist and get fighting A great gift for the Groom on his Stag night Very rude and very funny

Inflatable Sheep with Hand Cuffs

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Inflatable Sheep with Hand Cuffs

Inflatable Sheep Ideal for stag nights or any themed night out Complete with hand cuffs to attatch the sheep to the groom or sheep lover Measures 30cm (12") tall Guaranteed to make everyone laugh

Inflatable Zimmer Frame

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Inflatable Zimmer Frame

Novelty inflatable zimmer frame Poke fun at advancing years Fantastic joke gift for older relatives Not designed to support body weight Measures over 2ft when inflated

Interior Print Wallet

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Interior Print Wallet

Striking mens wallet featuring a Marvel comic strip interior Includes a collage of various famous Marvel superheroes With 4 credit card inserts and 1 full length note compartment Dimensions- H:90mm; L:230mm; W:30mm Made from 100% PU Polyurathene materials

iPad 2 Survivor Case

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iPad 2 Survivor Case

Phenomenally hardwearing iPad 2 Case Comes with a clip-on stand Made of resilient polycarbonate and silicone Features hinged plugs for extra protection Tested to adhere to military strength standards

Jelly Alcoshots

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Jelly Alcoshots

Party Jelly Mould Set that makes jellies the size of an average shot glass Makes up to six jelly moulds at a time - perfect for an intimate dinner party Comes with recipe book with 12 different types of jelly shots Great for dinner parties - either as a starter or boozy filled pudding Jelly Shots measure approximately 10cm x 15cm x 4.5cm

Jimi Rocker Alarm Clock

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Jimi Rocker Alarm Clock

A one-of-a-kind alarm clock - rock to activate the backlight and snooze button Rock the clock when the alarm bell is sounding to stop the alarm and start the snooze function. Functions include: date/time, calendar, alarm, temperature and rocking technology! Temperature - auto sensing from -9 to 50 °C; can switch between °C and °F Battery Requirements: 2xAAA (not included)

Johnny Fartpants Mug & Tea

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Johnny Fartpants Mug & Tea

Heavy duty porcelain coffee mug with the face of the Johnny Fartpants moulded into the design Makes a great novelty gift for fans of Viz Magazine and fans of the flatulent Johnny Comes with a packet of five fresh English Breakfast tea bags Not dishwasher safe or microwave safe - you don't want to ruin the pattern Officially Licensed Viz Magazine merchandise

Jokes for Blokes

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Jokes for Blokes

This book is the ultimate in politically incorrect jokes - not recommended for the prudish Full of hilarious gags and unashamedly x-rated downright dirty jokes Great gift book - ideal grown-up Christmas stocking filler or Secret Santa gift Perfect for down the pub or for that party indoors with the lads In paperback comprising 576 pages

Jumbo Coffee Mug

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Jumbo Coffee Mug

Large ceramic coffee mug featuring the crest of Newcastle United FC Measures 11cm in height and 10cm in capacity - that’s nearly 1 pint! Jumbo size is ideal for wrapping those fingers around Makes the perfect football gift for any fans of the Magpies Official Newcastle United FC Licensed Product

Jumbo Coffee Mug

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Jumbo Coffee Mug

Large ceramic coffee mug featuring the crest of Everton FC Measures 11cm in height and 10cm in capacity - that’s nearly 1 pint! Jumbo size is ideal for wrapping those fingers around Makes the perfect football gift for anyone effervescent for Everton Official Everton FC Licensed Product

Jumbo Mug

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Jumbo Mug

Large ceramic coffee mug featuring the crest of Manchester City FC Measures 11cm in height and 10cm in capacity - that’s nearly 1 pint! Jumbo size is ideal for wrapping those fingers around Makes the perfect football gift for anyone mad for City Official Manchester City FC Licensed Product

Kama Sutra Playing Cards

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Kama Sutra Playing Cards

Pack of 54 standard-size playing cards featuring full colour photographs of the Kama Sutra Each card features a different sexual position taken from the ancient text These cards are necessarily explicit and those offended easily should not buy Ideal Valentine's Day Gift or Anniversary gift. Strictly over 18's only Size: 6cm (2.5 inches) x 9cm (3.75 inches)

Karate Car Care Kit

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Karate Car Care Kit

Ideal for Karate fans or fans of Karate movies Includes 2 waxing gloves 1 tube of car wax 1 Karate bandana

Key Light Keyring

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Key Light Keyring

LEGO Pocket Size Keychain with torch (7cm tall) 2 super bright white LED lights Posable arms and light angling legs Quick emergency use torch for car or front door Batteries included

Keyring

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Keyring

Plastic Morph keyring on a keychain Keeps keys secure and in place with a smiley face! Official Morph merchandise celebrating 30th anniversary Measures: Approx 5.5 cm x 3 cm x 1.5 cm Makes a great retro gift or stocking filler!

King of Disco Washing Up Brush

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King of Disco Washing Up Brush

King of Disco Washing up Brush with afro hair style for the brush Makes a great novelty house warming present for the disco king you know Natty kitchen accessory that leaves your dishes sparkling Handle made from strong resin plastic and sits proudly in the kitchen Measures 27cm (approximately 10.6 inches)

Know Your Partner Board Game

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Know Your Partner Board Game

Funny Game for 2 or more couples Answer the questions to do with your love life, tastes and personal habbits. Answer the same as your partner to score points. Suitable for ages 18+

Knuckle Duster Mug in Black and Silver

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Knuckle Duster Mug in Black and Silver

Porcelain mug with titanium plated knuckle duster handle shaped like a "gangsta" ring Perfect for wrapping those fingers around, particularly on colder mornings Capacity 430ml; Comes gift boxed Great gift for any hard man or dad Dimensions: 12 x 15 x 9cm

Lamborghini 1:24 Remote Control Car

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Lamborghini 1:24 Remote Control Car

A slick remote control car based on the popular Lamborghini model Approx 6.5 inches in length (1:24 scale) Features authentic Lamborghini styling Independent suspension system for smooth driving Easy-to-hold remote control unit (27Mhz band)

Laser Light Pen

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Laser Light Pen

Blue LED flashlight and genuine red laser pointer Lights can be used either together or independently Smooth ink writing pen Batteries (3 electronic AG3 or equivalent) Comes with a practical Storage case

Laser Stars Projector

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Laser Stars Projector

Laser and holographic technology creates your own personal galaxy. Illuminates a whole room of any size with self-focussing Shaped like a 3D star and can be adjusted to any angle Features a cloud brightness control and occasional shooting stars. Comes with UK mains adaptor, on/off switch

Laserlite

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Laserlite

Compact 2-in-1 LED torch and laser beam Comes with clip and key-ring spinner Laser beam is CE safety certified Batteries come included Dimensions - L:72mm; W:13mm

Lawn Ranger Mug & Socks Gift Set

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Lawn Ranger Mug & Socks Gift Set

High quality Mug and Socks Gift Setwith famous Lawn Ranger design by Simon Drew Anti-bug Mug made in the shape of a pot, lid to keep your tea hot and the bugs out Woolly Socks made from 90% cotton, 5% nylon, 5% polyester. Fits shoe sizes 5-11 Makes a great novelty yet practical gift for the avid gardener! Coffee Mug is dishwasher and microwave safe

Leather Wallet

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A bi-fold watch for men based on the popular "Guinness" brand Smooth black leather design with a small "Pint" embossed on the front 8 credit card inserts, photo ID compartment on fold over flap and 2 notes compartments Includes a coin pocket secured with a press stud Dimensions: Width: 110mm(Closed); 210mm (Open); Height: 95mm

Leather Wallet

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Smooth black leather bi-fold pocket wallet sporting the crest of Arsenal FC Features three credit card inserts and two note compartments Includes a window for travel pass or photo Dimensions: 120mm x 85mm Comes presented in a stylish gift box

Leather Wallet

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A bi-fold pocket wallet from Chelsea FC Smooth black leather design with Chelsea FC crest displayed 3 credit card inserts, 2 note compartments and travel pass/photo window Dimensions: 120mm x 85mm. Comes gift boxed

Leather Wallet

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Smooth black leather bi-fold pocket wallet sporting the crest of Liverpool FC Features three credit card inserts and two note compartments Includes a window for travel pass or photo Dimensions: 120mm x 85mm Comes presented in a stylish gift box

Leather Wallet

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