Grown-up Gifts from Menkind

A Hot Affair With Your Partner Board Game

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:46 +0000

A Hot Affair With Your Partner Board Game

Awarded Adult Game of the Year in the 2004 Contains 65 intimate cards,65 passionate cards and 65 steamy cards Contains 2 player's pieces, 12 level pieces and 1 rules sheet. Described as the "perfect naughty wedding pressie for all newly weds" Have your favourite tipple handy as an occasional sip features in the game

Belly Button Brush

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:48 +0000

Belly Button Brush

Dishwasher safe with a stain resistant surface Made from quality chrome Designed and crafted by NASA! Comes in a stunning presentation box with the phrase "For The Person Who Has Everything" Measures approximately 9 cm x 5 cm

Boob Radio

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:41 +0000

Boob Radio

Adult gadget from Diabolical Gifts Tweaking the left nipple 'turns her on' and increases volume Tweaking the right nipple tunes her into AM or FM radio Ideal for a man's office, home or backyard shed Requires 3 x AA Batteries (not included)

Boobie Mug

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:46 +0000

Boobie Mug

Novelty ceramic mug shaped like a single breast Dispenses liquid from the nipple in the middle Makes a great Stag party gift or Secret Santa Comes packaged in a funny gift box Creates a truly titillating tea break!

Borat Mankini Thong

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:46 +0000

Borat Mankini Thong

The official, 20th Century Fox licensed `Borat Mankini' Perfect for parties, stag dos, the office secret Santa and more One size fits all - blimey!! IS NICE!! Materials: 10% Elastane, 90% Polyester Beware: costume may become transparent when wet - the mind boggles!

Chocolate Horny Devil

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:46 +0000

Chocolate Horny Devil

Naughty but nice, Horrny Devil shaped chocolate 60g of Milk Chocolate Ideal for Valentine's Day

Duck with a Dick

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:42 +0000

Duck with a Dick

Classic yellow bathtime duck with a detachable penis! Duck has an unfeesibly large willie that floats under water The Duck with a Dick measures approx 9 cm x 12 cm x 8 cm Makes a great adults only bath toy for the big kid Perfect gift for a hen do or secret santa!

Fart Fan

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:42 +0000

Fart Fan

Novelty battery operated fan made from hard durable plastic in red Handle is in the shape of cartoon-like character holding the propellers above his head Ideal for long suffering people who put up with insufferable flatulence at home or work Makes a silly Secret Santa present or Christmas stocking filler. Requires 2xAAA batteries (not included); Measures 15cm high

Flying F#*k Remote Control Toy

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:43 +0000

Flying F#*k Remote Control Toy

Radio controlled "helicopter" that spells out the "F-Word" Two-Channel Infra-Red Remote Control Controller requires 6xAA batteries (not supplied) Flying element recharges via controller. Show someone you care – give a Flying F#*k today!

Gentleman's Ballscratcher

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:49 +0000

Gentleman's Ballscratcher

Shaped like a delicate female hand for those hard to reach places The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra lengtht Quality silverware utensil Dishwasher safe and has a stain resistant surface! Presented in a high quality gift box

Gentlemans Willy Care Kit

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:48 +0000

Gentlemans Willy Care Kit

Essential intimate grooming items for men Boxed in a luxury case Contains every grooming tool a man could need Perfect for travelling and men on the go

Get the Hint Loud and Clear Adhesive Labels

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:45 +0000

Get the Hint Loud and Clear Adhesive Labels

Repositionable adhesive labels ideal for the office and home Makes a great stocking fillers or secret Santa gift Stickers comprise "F**k This", "F**k That", "Don't F**k" this up The pressing "This is F**king Urgent" & the concilitory "F**k Yeah" Labels come on a pad totalling 20 sheets

Grow It Roses by Gift Republic

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:43 +0000

Grow It Roses by Gift Republic

Grow your own roses with this fantastic Grow it pack from Gift Republic Includes everything you need to grow your very own roses. Book on Rose Growing Tips Ideal romantic gift

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:46 +0000

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

Happy Man Wine Stopper fits most bottles of wines and spirits Features 2 rubber rings around his 'stopper' to give an extra tight fit Makes a brilliant house-warming gift or addition to the home bar Easy to clean - just put him in your normal washing up Measuresapprox 8.5 cm x 8 cm x 6.5 cm

Inflatable Cock Fighting Set

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:50 +0000

Inflatable Cock Fighting Set

Pack contains two inflatable giant Willies with velcro fastening Ideal for boys nights in - sorts out who really is Alpha Male Simply blow up strap on around the waist and get fighting A great gift for the Groom on his Stag night Very rude and very funny

Inflatable Sheep with Hand Cuffs

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:46 +0000

Inflatable Sheep with Hand Cuffs

Inflatable Sheep Ideal for stag nights or any themed night out Complete with hand cuffs to attatch the sheep to the groom or sheep lover Measures 30cm (12") tall Guaranteed to make everyone laugh

Jokes for Blokes

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:43 +0000

Jokes for Blokes

This book is the ultimate in politically incorrect jokes - not recommended for the prudish Full of hilarious gags and unashamedly x-rated downright dirty jokes Great gift book - ideal grown-up Christmas stocking filler or Secret Santa gift Perfect for down the pub or for that party indoors with the lads In paperback comprising 576 pages

Kama Sutra Playing Cards

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:45 +0000

Kama Sutra Playing Cards

Pack of 54 standard-size playing cards featuring full colour photographs of the Kama Sutra Each card features a different sexual position taken from the ancient text These cards are necessarily explicit and those offended easily should not buy Ideal Valentine's Day Gift or Anniversary gift. Strictly over 18's only Size: 6cm (2.5 inches) x 9cm (3.75 inches)

Know Your Partner Board Game

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:45 +0000

Know Your Partner Board Game

Funny Game for 2 or more couples Answer the questions to do with your love life, tastes and personal habbits. Answer the same as your partner to score points. Suitable for ages 18+

Lovers Body Pen Set

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:46 +0000

Lovers Body Pen Set

Pack of one Chocolate and one Strawberry flavoured Body Pen good enough to eat Each pen contains 40 grams of either Chocolate or Strawberry liquid Write a delicious love message then slowly and sensually eat your words Simply squeeze the pen and the liquid is "written" onto your partner Perfect for after a romantic dinner - for your partners eyes only

Minger Power Top Trump Card Game

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:47 +0000

Minger Power Top Trump Card Game

Cards with pics of "Mingers" based on the usual "top trump" format Comprises pictures of individuals with "unfortunate" appearances Ratings include, "Special Skill", "Style", "Odour", "Ugly-O-Meter" Entertaining adult alternative to original game sets Dimensions: Cards approximately 9cm x 6.4cm x 1.3cm

Pocket Kama Sutra by Tracey Cox

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:46 +0000

Pocket Kama Sutra by Tracey Cox

Ideal Gift to be kept in the bedroom Pocket sized version of the ancient erotic Indian texts By Tracey Cox, world's leading sex therapist Perfect erotic inspiration for adventurous lovers Mini love manual features voluptuous colour photographs

Ring For A Shag Bell

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:50 +0000

Ring For A Shag Bell

Have a little joke with your partner with this Ring For A Shag Bell A black bell and handle which reads "Ring For A Shag" in red A blunt way of getting your message across, no faffing! Ideal for gift giving although it may be thrown back at you! Bell Size: Height: 13cm, Diameter: 7cm

Saucy Charades Adult Game

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:53 +0000

Saucy Charades Adult Game

Saucy Charades Adult Game is the ultimate Act 'n' Titter party game This naughty, risque game is packed with innuendo and double meaning Each team take it in turns to act and guess a whole host of fun and suggestive mimes Includes two packs of Saucy Charades cards, dot to dot score pad, timer, pencils and rules Ideal for parties, dinner parties, Valentine's Day or Anniversaries! For 3+ players.

Sculpta Sutra Modelling Kit

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:49 +0000

Sculpta Sutra Modelling Kit

An adult toy for couples An inspiration for more adventurous love-making Allows couples to sculpt clay figures into sex positions Includes extra clay, just in case! Booklet containing 36 positions included

Seduction Box - Ultimate Guide to Seduction by Emily Dubberley

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:40 +0000

Seduction Box - Ultimate Guide to Seduction by Emily Dubberley

The ultimate guide to seduction Helps you improve your powers of flirtation, attraction and intamacy. Book includes 4 sections featuring 10 different topics Includes 2 seductive games The set mesaures 93 x 93 x 93mm

Sex Play by Emily Dubberley (Booksinabox)

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:45 +0000

Sex Play by Emily Dubberley (Booksinabox)

Add some fun and spice to your relationship with this Sex Play game Includes several games Includes, dare cards, casting box and dice The ideal valentine's gift for couples

Sex Positions Vouchers

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:46 +0000

Sex Positions Vouchers

Features 20 pages of tear off vouchers Stimulates your imagination Ideal for Valentines Day or those cosy nights in

Silver Plated Love Heart Sweet

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:43 +0000

Silver Plated Love Heart Sweet

Silver plated Love Heart - Perfect gift for that romantic occasion A perfect replica of the classic sweet Engraved with "I Love You" Comes in a beautiful display box Diameter 2cm; Depth 0.4cm

Spa Hot Rocks - Hot Stone Therapy

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:50 +0000

Spa Hot Rocks - Hot Stone Therapy

Homeopathic pampering gift pack which provides a Hot Stone therapy - remedy dating back 5000 years It's the application of stones in a thermo-therapeutic massage. Heat penetrates muscles to ease tension Helps you to relax, eases muscular aches and pains, relieves stress and encourages circulation Pack includes one velvet pouch filled with 9 smooth, tactile black stones Comes with easy to follow instructions

Terry Turtle - The Swearing Turtle

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:06:50 +0000

Terry Turtle - The Swearing Turtle

A terrapin novelty toy that not only swears, but swears a lot. Choice of motion activated, switch activated and "always on" settings Includes 25 unique delightful outbursts and in-motion response Features two rudeness settings: PG for those easily shocked or uncensored 18+ Requires 3x AA batteries (included for demo purposes)