Kitsch & Funny Gifts from Menkind

Talking Churchill Dog Plush

Fri, 19 Mar 10 12:59:13 +0000 GMT

First ever official talking toy of the famous Churchill Dog Speaks the phrase "Oh Yes!" Soft, plush toy Measures 9 inches height Comes packaged in an attractive gift box

Spider Catcher

Tue, 16 Mar 10 14:52:41 +0000 GMT

Spider Catcher

An innovative eco home gadget for moving spiders Easily removes spiders and other insects without causing harm Bristles surround spider and safely trap 65cm in length to reach corners and ceilings Bristles operated using handle

Fart Machine

Thu, 24 Sep 09 12:35:14 +0100 GMT

Fart Machine

A remote control fart machine to shock friends and family Place fart machine receiver near victim and watch them 'let one rip' with the press of a button Remote control works up to 50ft away and even through walls 5 different fart sounds for ultra realistic effect Requires one 9 Volt Battery (not included)

Stig Soap on a Rope

Mon, 14 Dec 09 13:35:59 +0000 GMT

Stig Soap on a Rope

Now you can even shower with the Stig! 3-dimensional soap modelled on the one and only Stig Soap weighs a whopping 150g Guaranteed to last and last Official Top Gear merchandise

The Stig Bubble Wash

Mon, 14 Dec 09 13:36:51 +0000 GMT

The Stig Bubble Wash

Detailed 3 Dimensional model of The Stig Filled with 250ml of body wash Stands over 27cm in height Balances on his own plinth Official Top Gear merchandise

Roly the Laughing Dog

Tue, 19 Jan 10 11:13:49 +0000 GMT

Roly the Laughing Dog

Motion sensitive toy dog that rolls about giggling with an infectious laugh Opens and closes his mouth with his eyes a-popping, ears a-flopping With motion sensor located between the eye On/off switch located inside re-sealable belly compartment. Requires 3 x AA batteries (not included)

Batman Luxury Bath Robe

Tue, 09 Mar 10 16:32:05 +0000 GMT

Batman Luxury Bath Robe

A cosy Batman dressing gown ideal for DC Comic fans Features the iconic "call of help" badge on the back & front In black with yellow trim: soft velour on the outside with a towelling inner One size fits all (Approx 65cm in width, 110cm length) Machine washable

Movie Clapperboard (Small)

Thu, 10 Sep 09 17:27:45 +0100 GMT

Movie Clapperboard (Small)

Movie Clapperboard is just like the real thing used by directors! Blackboard device to assist in the synchronizing of picture and sound Also used to designate "scenes" & "takes" during production Inspired by movies, makes a perfect gift for true film buff Dimensions: Width: 20 cm x Height: 17.5 cm

Arse / Face Towel

Wed, 20 Jan 10 14:54:05 +0000 GMT

Arse / Face Towel

A funny gift that defines areas for drying the opposing ends of the body Measures 1.1metres (43" x 23") 100% cotton Coloured brown and white Compliments the Arse/Face soap (item code 24118)

Build Your Own Engine

Fri, 29 Jan 10 12:12:25 +0000 GMT

Build Your Own Engine

A 'Build Your Own' Engine model-making kit from Haynes A realistic working model of a combustion engine that you can build yourself Includes moving pistons and a working fan belt Register online and receive certificate of authenticity from Haynes Publishing Includes Haynes Manuel and Guide

Satnag

Mon, 07 Sep 09 15:23:31 +0100 GMT

Satnag

The ultimate travel accessory: an in-car non-satellite nagging systemSpouts hilarious nag-in-the-box lines typical of the worst back-seat driverHolographic screen highlighting roads such as 'Earache' AvenueFemale voice (not meaning to be sexist by any stretch of the imagination)Suitable for ages 16 years+ (some strong language)

Road Rage Dashboard Racer

Wed, 14 Oct 09 13:57:46 +0100 GMT

Road Rage Dashboard Racer

A novelty gift from fun time for those who suffer from road rage A desktop essential for any potential 'boy racer' Toy racer makes more vocal noises as gear level increases Comes with 3 AAA batteries

Cyber Clean Tub

Fri, 04 Dec 09 13:20:28 +0000 GMT

Cyber Clean Tub

High tech cleaning compound that's perfect for keyboards and gadgets Press against the selected area then peel back and dirt will come with it. Biodegradable & stain free - suitable for delicate electronic equipment Cleans PC/Macs, mobile phones, stereos, PDAs, printers, faxes, etc.

Stretchy Stig Stress Toy

Thu, 04 Feb 10 16:49:44 +0000 GMT

Stretchy Stig Stress Toy

8" high STIG toy Pull him, twist him and stretch him! An ideal novelty gift Comes packaged in a presentation box Official Top Gear merchandise

V8 Engine Pencil Sharpener

Thu, 17 Dec 09 17:16:23 +0000 GMT

V8 Engine Pencil Sharpener

V8 battery powered pencil sharpener Comes with a full 8 cylinders of massive pencil sharpening power It even makes a stalling sound when the shavings tray is full! Comes packaged in a presentation box Official Top Gear merchandise

The Stig Single Duvet

Mon, 14 Dec 09 13:37:55 +0000 GMT

The Stig Single Duvet

Includes a single duvet cover and a pillow case Comes in deep blue with white details When made up on the bed creates a full sized Stig figure Writing down one side: "Some say he doesn't sleep, he waits...All we know is he's called...The Stig"

Cool Wall

Mon, 14 Dec 09 13:31:37 +0000 GMT

Cool Wall

18 pre-printed magnets 10 blank magnets to write anything you want 10 pin magnets to pin up items of your choice Hangs on any wall like a picture Now you decide what's cool and what's not!

Desktop Hetty Hoover

Fri, 04 Dec 09 09:26:06 +0000 GMT

Desktop Hetty Hoover

Henry's better half - the new Desktop Hetty Hoover novelty gift Use to ensure a clean, hygienic desktop Dimensions: 9.5 x 9.5 x 9cm. Features conventional Henry Hoover design Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included)

Desktop Henry Hoover

Fri, 04 Dec 09 09:25:34 +0000 GMT

Desktop Henry Hoover

The new Desktop Henry Hoover novelty gift Use to ensure a clean, hygenic desktop Dimensions: 9.5 x 9.5 x 9cm. Features conventional Henry Hoover design Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included)

Evel Knievel Stunt Bike

Thu, 05 Nov 09 11:02:03 +0000 GMT

Evel Knievel Stunt Bike

Just rev him up and watch him go! Includes stunt ramp and hoop of fire! Made using the original Ideal toy moulds Official Evel Knievel merchandise No batteries required

Poo In a Box

Thu, 04 Feb 10 17:19:48 +0000 GMT

Poo In a Box

Official Natural History Museum green gift product Poo is collected in the UK from zoos and safari parks Fertilizer has been treated to remove germs and odours Elephant, Rhino and Reindeer poo grows 3 separate plants Sow the seeds, water the box and watch the plant grow

Blood Bath Shower Curtain

Thu, 10 Dec 09 09:13:27 +0000 GMT

Blood Bath Shower Curtain

Horror style shower curtain Great for fans of classic slasher movie fun Perfect for stitching up your mates! Comes with a set of shower curtain hooks Dimensions: 180 x 180 (0.2cm thick)

Cat Cloth Holder

Fri, 02 Oct 09 14:16:03 +0100 GMT

Cat Cloth Holder

Push towel or cloth with your finger into the slotted rubber hole Features heavy duty rubber grips to hold cloth firmly in place Winner, "Hot Novelty" division of Gift of Year awards 2007 Easily attaches to walls, tiles or fridges with sticky foam pad Screw provided for a more secure attachment.

Dead Fred Pen Tidy

Tue, 29 Sep 09 15:26:30 +0100 GMT

Dead Fred Pen Tidy

Dead Fread is a gruesome desktidy Access your pen straight away; never hunting for writing implement again In gory bright red - always will be able to see him Made from durable silicone rubber Stab Fred repeatedly - great stress reliever too!

Rocky Bath Robe Junior

Fri, 11 Dec 09 13:37:32 +0000 GMT

Rocky Bath Robe Junior

A luxury bath robe as worn by Rocky himself now in Kids’ sizes Sizes available: Junior 4-5, Junior 6-7, Junior 8-10 Features hood, distinctive horse logo on the back and logo on the chest A lovely cosy gift for the little ones Now your little tyke can be just like Rocky (or Dad)

Midlife Crisis Cars

Thu, 11 Mar 10 19:20:00 +0000 GMT

Midlife Crisis Cars

Will ring a bell with those affected by a ‘mid life crisis From the makers of Popular BBC TV show Top Gear Ideal for car lovers and Top Gear fans An Amusing and entertaining read

Best Bits Mad Cars

Wed, 20 Jan 10 15:34:17 +0000 GMT

Best Bits Mad Cars

A book of ‘Mad cars’ that children will love Information on a range of different cars Ideal for children who want to know more about the cars driven by Top Gear presenters From the makers of Popular BBC TV show Top Gear

Daft Cars

Thu, 11 Mar 10 19:19:27 +0000 GMT

Daft Cars

Find out about some of the most ‘daft’ cars ever made Over 50 wacky cars to discover From the makers of popular BBC TV show Top Gear Ideal for car lovers and Top Gear fans

Pet's Eye View Camera

Wed, 03 Mar 10 16:02:32 +0000 GMT

Pet's Eye View Camera

Digital camera that takes photos of what your pets can see! 640 x 480 resolution for 4" x 6" prints respectively Takes pictures automatically Internal memory stores up to 40 photos Easy to use and fun for everyone

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

Thu, 22 Oct 09 14:18:43 +0100 GMT

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

Printed toilet roll of hilarious jokes Perfect cheeky gift idea A visit to the loo will never be the same again. Keep it on your desk for a late afternoon giggle

Crap Cars

Mon, 14 Dec 09 13:32:03 +0000 GMT

Crap Cars

Discover Britain’s top ‘Crap Cars’ from the 1960s- 1990s From the makers of Popular BBC TV show Top Gear Ideal for car lovers and Top Gear fans Hilarious commentary from Top Gear writer Richard Porter

Pole Dancer Digital Alarm Clock

Fri, 26 Feb 10 14:29:21 +0000 GMT

Pole Dancer Digital Alarm Clock

Novelty multi-function digital alarm clock Dancer wakes you up with a sexy twirl around the pole Includes Digital clock LCD screen display Easy to use alarm set functions including snooze Measures Length: 22cm

Xtreme Shocking Pen

Fri, 26 Feb 10 17:20:11 +0000 GMT

Xtreme Shocking Pen

Joke pen that gives an electrical shock Looks just like a luxury ball point pen Great novelty gift for ages 16 and upwards Warninig: Emits electrical shock once it's touched Shock is caused by batteries inside which are supplied.

Cracking Alarm Clock

Thu, 17 Dec 09 17:09:28 +0000 GMT

Cracking Alarm Clock

Weird alarm clock inspired by the eccentric Wallace and Gromit Features Wallace & Gromit’s smiling faces on the analogue dial Alarm comprises gravity fed ball bearings that set off wind chimes, cymbals and cockerel Comes with a set of instructions. Requires 1 AA battery (not included) , 3 x LR44 batteries (included)

The Stig Floating Pen

Mon, 14 Dec 09 13:37:26 +0000 GMT

The Stig Floating Pen

Black ball point biro with Top Gear's The Stig trapped inside Stig floats up and down as you move the pen Stands arms folded in trademark white overalls and helmet Top comprises perspex tube with liquid Perfect for fans of the TV show, kids or motor enthusiasts

AM/FM Floating Mood Duck Radio

Mon, 08 Feb 10 12:11:19 +0000 GMT

AM/FM Floating Mood Duck Radio

Waterproof AM/FM Floating Duck Radio Lights up in a seven colour sequence Control the volume by turning the duck's head For tuning, simply twist the ducks tail feathers. Requires 3 x AAA batteries (not supplied)

Pressure Pad Alarm

Fri, 04 Dec 09 09:37:31 +0000 GMT

Pressure Pad Alarm

Pressure sensitive Pressure Pad Alarm with siren sounds Place your valuables on the pad Remove the activation key, alarm is activated If anyone tries to steal anything, lights will flash, siren will sound Novelty gift for the office or househnold

Drumstick Pencils

Fri, 08 Jan 10 10:29:52 +0000 GMT

Drumstick Pencils

Two perfectly formed drumstick pencils One end is a HB lead pencil, the other a drumstick Perfect silly gift or Secret Santa Gift For kids and adults who still follow the rock-star dream Wood sourced from well-managed forests

The Stig Sonic Toothbrush & Beaker

Tue, 26 Jan 10 11:34:24 +0000 GMT

The Stig Sonic Toothbrush & Beaker

Top Gear The Stig battery operated toothrush Includes beaker and spare toothbrush head Official Top Gear merchandise 1 x AA battery required (not included) Suitable for ages 7 years and over

Gold Bullion Paperweight/Doorstop

Wed, 24 Feb 10 11:08:40 +0000 GMT

Gold Bullion Paperweight/Doorstop

Novelty Gold Bullion paperweight or doorstopper Full replica gold bar size - 1KG "Gold Bar" Features authentic hallmarks "Fine Gold, 999.9 Dimensions: 14.5 cm x 6 cm x 4.5 cm Perfect desktop accessory to impress work coilleages!

Arse / Face Soap

Wed, 20 Jan 10 14:53:34 +0000 GMT

Arse / Face Soap

Striking brown and white colour scheme Makes it easy to see which side is for which end Lightly perfumed Comes in a pack of two Helpful in preventing arse/face contamination

Fidget Pen

Fri, 08 Jan 10 10:33:19 +0000 GMT

Fidget Pen

Novelty gadget inspired by Wallace and Gromit of Aardman productions fame Fits the top of any pen or pencil Includes stress-ball, catapult, flying plane, plane in a basket game & stress-o-meter Top comes in acrylic presentation tube Ideal for idyll or bored hands!

Toilet Caution Cone

Fri, 08 Jan 10 10:31:21 +0000 GMT

Toilet Caution Cone

Novelty warning traffic cone for the toilet and bathroom Message: "DANGER! TOXIC GASES...GIVE IT 10 MINUTES" Measures approx 10 cm x 18 cm x 10 cm For toilet users of all ages, all diets, all genders! Comes in bright “danger” colour of orange/red!

Potty Fisher

Tue, 10 Nov 09 11:32:55 +0000 GMT

Potty Fisher

Novelty toilet time bathroom toy - the Potty Fisher! Instead of saying "going to the loo", say "Gone Fishing" Comes with fishing rod, water themed mat and 4 fish Includes bowl for water and "Do Not Disturb" hanging door sign Ideal for Potty Fisherman of all tages

Space Hopper Stress Ball

Fri, 08 Jan 10 10:28:23 +0000 GMT

Space Hopper Stress Ball

Retro, fist-sized, Space Hopper Stress Ball Squeeze it to relieve stress Made from "squeezable" squishy foam Ideal for the desk at home or in the office The quintessential executive toy!

Sonic Grenade

Thu, 10 Dec 09 09:07:55 +0000 GMT

Sonic Grenade

Fun, novelty gift derived from Vic Reeves award winning show Pull pin and grenade releases skull shattering noise Activates after 20 seconds - enough "getaway" time Perfect prank or executive toy for the home or office Features three pitches of skull shattering sound!

Luminbrella - Lightsaber Umbrella

Fri, 06 Nov 09 16:04:22 +0000 GMT

Luminbrella - Lightsaber Umbrella

Black umbrella with a light up shaft. Shaft lights up at the flick of a switch Features 3 LED lights within the shaft Requires 3 x AAA batteries (not included). Size: 86 x 5cm.

Science Putty

Thu, 04 Feb 10 17:05:42 +0000 GMT

Science Putty

Similar to silly putty introduced in the late 70s Bounce it, shatter it, tear it, shape it! Faster you interact, more brittle it becomes Amazing molecular structure by Science Museum Great Christmas Stocking Filler!

Novelty Tattoo Sleeves

Fri, 04 Dec 09 13:32:32 +0000 GMT

Novelty Tattoo Sleeves

Why not fool your family, amaze your friends or shock your boss with these fun novelty tattoo sleeve Made from 100% washable nylon. Simply slip on for an instant and realistic looking tattoo. Guaranteed NOT to go unnoticed!! Note designs may vary. One option of the two will be sent.

Key Light Keyring

Fri, 26 Feb 10 13:35:41 +0000 GMT

Key Light Keyring

LEGO Pocket Size Keychain with torch(7cm tall) 2 super bright white LED lights Posable arms and light angling legs Quick emergency use torch for car or front door Batteries included

Rocky Luxury Bath Robe

Thu, 11 Mar 10 16:45:11 +0000 GMT

Rocky Luxury Bath Robe

A luxury bath robe design as worn by Rocky himself Made from soft quality velour black with gold satin finished material Features hood, distinctive horse logo on the back and small crest logo on the chest Approx. 65 cm in width; largest arm measurement approx. 53 cm x 29 cm. A novelty gift to fit most adults