Kitsch & Funny Gifts from Menkind

4" Plush Soft Toy with Sound

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Angry Birds Soft plush toys based on the famous iphone App Game, Angry Birds Features sound effects - birds "squawks" or "chirp", piggy "oinks" when pressed Each cuddly toy measures 4 inches (approximately 10cm) Ideal for fans of the famous game; why not collect all six colours? Please select one from below - Black, Blue, White, Red, Yellow. Green Pig no longer available.

6 Nuddie Golf Tees

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6 Nuddie Golf Tees

6 Nuddie Golf Tees - Novelty looking tees that really work Tees are shaped like naked ladies - very silly Double up as ball markers/divot tools Each tee is 7.6cm in length Suprise and shock your opponents

8-Bit Pixel Magnetic Cubes Fridge Magnets

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8-Bit Pixel Magnetic Cubes Fridge Magnets

Sixty-four magnetic cubes comprising 8 sets of 8 different colours Collect more packs to build your up 8-Bit collection and create more characters! Create standalone 3D characters or stick the cubes to your fridge for a 2D effect Magnetic cubes lock together and come apart with ease Made from durable silicone rubber

Arse / Face Soap

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Arse / Face Soap

Striking brown and white colour scheme Makes it easy to see which side is for which end Lightly perfumed Comes in a pack of two Helpful in preventing arse/face contamination

Arse / Face Towel

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Arse / Face Towel

A funny bathroom accessory that defines areas for drying the opposing ends of the body Aptly coloured brown and white and labelled for each end Made from 100% cotton and is machine washable Complements the Arse/Face soap (see below) Measures 1.1metres (43" x 23")

Arse/Face Sponge

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Arse/Face Sponge

Hilarious colour coded Arse/Face Sponge - makes a great gift Half brown and half cream with opposable text Either side will avoid cross contamination Features "Arse" and "Face" on either side Brilliant novelty gift

Baldy's Buffer

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Baldy's Buffer

Baldy's Buffer makes a great novelty gift for the follickly challenged A great way to make the baldy you know embrace their baldness Perfect novelty gift - makes a great Secret Santa or stocking filler Made with a tactile wooden handle Measures 24cm (9 inches)

Banana Stress Reliever

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Banana Stress Reliever

Stress Reliever Banana in the shape of er well, a banana! Super squishy - actually feels like a real banana without the mess Perfect for stressful situations in the office or at home Makes a great gift for exam-stressed students and workaholics Measures approximately 5 x 20 x 5cm

Blood Bath Shower Gel

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Blood Bath Shower Gel

Blood Bath Shower Gel Shower gel looks like real blood! Casing looks like a blood bag from the hospital Fortunately, the shower gel is cherry scented 400ml per unit of gel

Bob The Bog Brush

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Bob The Bog Brush

Novelty toilet brush cleaner with floor stand Makes a great house-warming present A perfect bit of toilet humour Ideal for student households A quirky bathroom accessory

Body Art Paint Sticks

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Body Art Paint Sticks

Six push up paint sticks for face and body comprising yellow, red, blue, green, white & black Art and Craft pack that inspires artistic creativity - even the kids can do designs themselves Ideal for kids' parties, school discos, sporting matches and fancy dress Apply to clean dry skin and remove with tissue and soapy water Made from non-toxic, water soluble paint

Borat Mankini Thong

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Borat Mankini Thong

The official, 20th Century Fox licensed `Borat Mankini' Perfect for parties, stag dos, the office secret Santa and more One size fits all - blimey!! IS NICE!! Materials: 10% Elastane, 90% Polyester Beware: costume may become transparent when wet - the mind boggles!

Build Your Own Engine

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Build Your Own Engine

A 'Build Your Own' Engine model-making kit from Haynes A realistic working model of a combustion engine that you can build yourself Includes moving pistons and a working fan belt Register online and receive certificate of authenticity from Haynes Publishing Includes Haynes manual and guide

Bullshit Button

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Bullshit Button

Bullshit Button is a big red battery operated button with phrases that speaks the trut When pressed, red light is activated along with one of five "bullshit" responses Perfect novelty gift for friends, work colleagues or family Features Velcro backing to be attached anywhere Adults only gift. Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included)

Butt Head Ball Game

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Butt Head Ball Game

• Hilarious game of catch • Attaches a Velcro hat to your head while someone throws a ball at the target to obtain the highest score. • Includes 2 hats and 3 balls.

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

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Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

Printed toilet roll of hilarious and pathetic jokes What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved! Perfect cheeky (geddit?) gift idea A visit to the loo will never be the same again. Keep it on your desk for a late afternoon giggle

Cyber Clean Tub

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Cyber Clean Tub

Voted one of this year's top Five Stocking fillers by the Gadget Show High tech cleaning compound that's perfect for keyboards and gadgets Press against the selected area then peel back and dirt will come with it. Biodegradable & stain free - suitable for delicate electronic equipment Cleans PC/Macs, mobile phones, stereos, PDAs, printers, faxes, etc.

Dead Book "Mark"

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Dead Book "Mark"

Squashed "flat" dead bookmark made from silicone rubber Better than using an old receipt or poor pressed flowers Body can easily be rolled up to fit in pocket and bag Non stick so he won't damage books Measures: 125 x 70 x 20 mm

Dead Fred Pen Tidy

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Dead Fred Pen Tidy

Dead Fred is a gruesome desktidy for your pen and graphic "warning" to all pen thieves out there Access your pen straight away; never need to hunt for writing implement again In gory bright red - you'll always will be able to see him Made from durable silicone rubber Stab Fred repeatedly - great stress reliever too!

Desktop Henry Hoover

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Desktop Henry Hoover

The new Desktop Henry Hoover novelty gift Use to ensure a clean, hygenic desktop Dimensions: 9.5 x 9.5 x 9cm. Features conventional Henry Hoover design Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included)

Desktop Hetty Hoover

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Desktop Hetty Hoover

Henry's better half - the new Desktop Hetty Hoover novelty gift Use to ensure a clean, hygienic desktop Dimensions: 9.5 x 9.5 x 9cm. Features conventional Henry Hoover design Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included)

Desktop Skip

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Desktop Skip

Mini skip ideal for the desk top at home or in the office In bright yellow in traditional rubbish skip shape Use as a desk tidy for essentials or as a waste paper bin Made from lightweight ABS plastic - no crane needed to lift! Dimensions: Length: 175mm; Width: 120mm; Depth: 80mm

Drumstick Pencils

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Drumstick Pencils

Two perfectly formed drumstick pencils One end is a HB lead pencil, the other a drumstick Perfect silly gift or Secret Santa Gift For kids and adults who still follow the rock-star dream Wood sourced from well-managed forests

Eggsplosion Egg Cups

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Eggsplosion Egg Cups

Two stoneware egg cups in the shape of a hand grenade In military green with "radioactive material" symbol on each Great novelty gift idea set - perfect if he's into all things military Two soft boiled eggs and toast soldiers; start the day with a bang Made from durable stoneware - handwash only

Fairground Coin Pusher

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Fairground Coin Pusher

Fairground Coin Pusher mini game Traditional arcade style penny nudging Accepts UK pennies, plastic tokens included Anti-tilt mechanism with warning sounds and lights Music On/Off switch

Fart Fan

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Fart Fan

Novelty battery operated fan made from hard durable plastic in red Handle is in the shape of cartoon-like character holding the propellers above his head Ideal for long suffering people who put up with insufferable flatulence at home or work Makes a silly Secret Santa present or Christmas stocking filler. Requires 2xAAA batteries (not included); Measures 15cm high

Fire Extinguisher Water Bottle

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Fire Extinguisher Water Bottle

Water Bottle in the shape of a traditional British styled Fire Extinguisher Has a flip-up mouth piece together with a handy carry loop Made from durable stainless steel with food safe coating Lightweight yet with a capacity of 600ml - perfect amount for hydro relief Fun product water bottle (not a fire extinguisher!!)

Flash in a Can Monkey - 4GB USB Drive

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Flash in a Can Monkey - 4GB USB Drive

4GB Storage Cool Monkey Design Heavy duty metal housing Comes presented in a can

Flash in a Can Robot Man - 4GB USB Drive

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Flash in a Can Robot Man - 4GB USB Drive

4GB Storage Cool Robot Design Heavy duty metal housing Comes presented in a can

Flygun

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Flygun

The ultra-efficient anti insect protection The gun fires the swat, splatting the insect from afar Kills the flies quickly, cleanly and efficiently Perfect for summer barbecues, outdoor events Great fun for all the family

Fuel Cell Car

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Fuel Cell Car

Tiny Fuel Cell car powered car powered entirely by salt water Comes flat-packed for build-it-yourself educational fun Powered purely by salt water, no batteries or electricity required All materials used are non-toxic and environmentally-friendly A great way to learn about eco-friendly energy

Gay Bar Soap

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Gay Bar Soap

Novelty bar of soap emblazoned with "Gay Bar" on the front Rose scented bath soap and coloured in "girlie" Pink Makes a fantastic novelty gift for any home, any occasion Measures 8.5 cm x 6.2 cm x 2 cm - fits on any size soap dish Great gift idea to accompany "manly" shaving accessories

Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Roll

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Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Roll

Two-ply luminous toilet paper that literally glows in the dark! Perfect for night time trips when you don't want to switch on the light Gives off a spooky green glow - charge up using natural or artificial light Makes a fantastic novelty or jokesy housewarming gift Brilliant for festivals and camping

Golfers Doorstop

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Golfers Doorstop

A plastic door wedge home accessory complete with golf ball Allows you to practise putting in the comfort of your own home. Plastic golf ball to avoid home damage Dimensions: Height: 3cm Width: 7cm Length: 16.5cm Can be used whilst wedging the door open or closed

Grumpy Old Git Toilet Roll

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Grumpy Old Git Toilet Roll

Humorous toilet roll - ideal for the Grumpy old Git in your household Each sheet features a Grumpy Says command/moan/grizzle at anyone who's there! Comments include: "Remember to Bloody Flush", "Don't Use all the bloody Bog Roll" and more Roll contains 200 4-ply white sheets and comes in a printed presentation box Makes an ideal stocking filler or secret Santa gift

Heart Holepunch

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Heart Holepunch

Steel holepunch Punches heart-shaped holes Lockable arm Red painted finish You even end up with heart-shaped confetti

Honk if you're horny by Spencer and Fleetwood

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Honk if you're horny by Spencer and Fleetwood

Horn with "honk if you're horny" printed on side Ideal jokey Valentine's gift

Ice Scraper Keyring

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Ice Scraper Keyring

Handy plastic ice-scraper with a keyfob attachment to attach to your car keys Tough scraper built with a tapered edge for ice build-up Makes a perfect gift for this Winter - ideal stocking filler Total length of chain and ice scraper is 137mm For left and right handers. One size fits all

Inflatable Sheep with Hand Cuffs

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Inflatable Sheep with Hand Cuffs

Inflatable Sheep Ideal for stag nights or any themed night out Complete with hand cuffs to attatch the sheep to the groom or sheep lover Measures 30cm (12") tall Guaranteed to make everyone laugh

Inflatable Zimmer Frame

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Inflatable Zimmer Frame

Novelty inflatable zimmer frame Poke fun at advancing years Fantastic joke gift for older relatives Not designed to support body weight Measures over 2ft when inflated

Karate Car Care Kit

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Karate Car Care Kit

Ideal for Karate fans or fans of Karate movies Includes 2 waxing gloves 1 tube of car wax 1 Karate bandana

Key Light Keyring

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Key Light Keyring

LEGO Pocket Size Keychain with torch (7cm tall) 2 super bright white LED lights Posable arms and light angling legs Quick emergency use torch for car or front door Batteries included

King of Disco Washing Up Brush

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King of Disco Washing Up Brush

King of Disco Washing up Brush with afro hair style for the brush Makes a great novelty house warming present for the disco king you know Natty kitchen accessory that leaves your dishes sparkling Handle made from strong resin plastic and sits proudly in the kitchen Measures 27cm (approximately 10.6 inches)

Light Up Floating Duck Radio

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Light Up Floating Duck Radio

Waterproof AM/FM Floating Duck Radio Lights up in a seven colour sequence Control the volume by turning the duck's head For tuning, simply twist the ducks tail feathers. Requires 3 x AAA batteries (not supplied)

Like/Dislike Stamps

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Like/Dislike Stamps

Self inking stamps that last up to approximately 5,000 uses Great way of showing approval/disapproval without actually speaking Pack contains 1 x Like stamp and 1 x Dislike stamp Dimension of each stamp: H:80mm/W:65mm/D:30mm Stamps message in clear blue ink

Magna Putty Stress Reliever

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Magna Putty Stress Reliever

Magnetic putty that can be moulded, stretched or squeezed to your heart's content! Astonish people with its magnetic properties - it literally can swallow up magnets Hours of fun for any user - makes a perfect desktop stress relief toy Can be torn, squished and amazingly, even "bounced" Play with it anywhere anytime!

Man Bowl

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Man Bowl

Cheeky good quality ceramic dish with word MAN emblazoned on the base Piece of could-be canine crockery makes a ideal tongue-in check gift Styled just like a classic dog bowl - set it on the floor and watch reaction Perfect for man-sized portions of pasta, cereal etc! Dishwasher and microwave safe. Measures:25 X 25 X 5.5 cm

Money Notepad

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Money Notepad

Novelty notepad "currency" paper with £20 printed on one side Notepad comprises 100 sheets with tear off top Made from 120gsm wood free paper Makes a great stocking filler or secret santa gift Size of notepad :- 22cms x 12cms x 1.5cms thick

Morphsuit Costume in Black

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Morphsuit Costume in Black

Full Lycra zip-up body suit costume with hood which covers face, hands and feet Completely breathable with 78% visibility; you can see out, no one can see in Drinking is also possible; ideal for stag nights, fancy dress parties, music festivals Size is based on height and not girth; please check options below Completely washable which means can be worn again and again

Morphsuit Costume in Blue

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Morphsuit Costume in Blue

Morphsuit Costume in Green

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Morphsuit Costume in Green

Full Lycra zip-up body suit costumer with hood which covers face, hands and feet Completely breathable with 78% visibility; you can see out, no one can see Drinking is also possible; ideal for stag nights, fancy dress parties, music festivals Size is based on height and not girth; please check options below Completely washable which means can be worn again and again

Morphsuit Costume in Purple

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Morphsuit Costume in Purple

Morphsuit Costume in Red

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Morphsuit Costume in Red

Ninja Morphsuit Costume

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Ninja Morphsuit Costume

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

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Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Nose shaped soap dispenser which oozes soap from nostril when squeezed Dispenser includes bottle of "snot" coloured green shower gel Equipped with suction cups that stick to bathroom surfaces Easy to fill - unscrew the cap on the back and fill Makes a great house-warming present!

Novelty Tattoo Sleeves

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Novelty Tattoo Sleeves

Why not fool your family, amaze your friends or shock your boss with these fun novelty tattoo sleeve Made from 100% washable nylon. Simply slip on for an instant and realistic looking tattoo. Guaranteed NOT to go unnoticed!! Note designs may vary. One option of the two will be sent.

Pac Man Stress Ball

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Pac Man Stress Ball

Retro styled Stress Ball in the shape of the arcade game hero Pac-Man Made from yellow squishy material - just squeeze to relieve that tension Makes a great gift for exam-stressed students, workaholics and gamers Perfect for stressful situations in the office or at home It measures approx 6 cm x 11 cm x 1.5 cm

Paper Watch

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Paper Watch

Real working digital watch which you can customise to you own unique design Made from tough, tear-resistant material although it's not waterproof as it's paper! Customise using biro, marker pens, felt tip pens, stencils, anything you can find Perfect for "surprise" party invites - give out to friends with a subtle reminder to not be late Watch features adjustable strap and runs on long life battery

Parking Timer Keyring

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Parking Timer Keyring

Stylish keyfob and chain with timing device attached Timer beeps at 5 and 10 minute warnings Never get a parking ticket again In black or white. Please see below Batteries included

Patch the Interactive Dog

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Patch the Interactive Dog

Patch The "Interactive" Talking Dog plush soft toy Hilarious and innovative phone and MP3 speaker Watch the dog move to the sounds from your devices Plug into the headphone jack and watch Patch dance Requires 3 x AA batteries (not included)

Plop Trumps

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Plop Trumps

Plop Trumps - a disgusting take on the classic shoolyard card game Like Top Trumps, each card shows a picture of poo and "stats" score rating Each poo has an intereting fact about the animal that produced it Comes in a carrying tin - ideal to take on long car journeys! The cards measure approx 9 cm x 6.5 cm each

Pole Dancer Digital Alarm Clock

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Pole Dancer Digital Alarm Clock

Novelty multi-function digital alarm clock Dancer wakes you up with a sexy twirl around the pole Includes Digital clock LCD screen display Easy to use alarm set functions including snooze Measures Length: 22cm

Poo In a Box

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Poo In a Box

Official Natural History Museum green gift product Poo is collected in the UK from zoos and safari parks Fertilizer has been treated to remove germs and odours Elephant, Rhino and Reindeer poo grows 3 separate plants Sow the seeds, water the box and watch the plant grow

Portable Hand Shock

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Portable Hand Shock

Hand held buzzer which an electric shock to victim on handshake Neutrally coloured casing helps disguise the device when in use NB: It is NOT a toy! Not suiltable for children under 14. See details below Perfect gift for the joker in your family or workplace Powered by 4 x AG3 batteries (included)

Potato Zapper

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Potato Zapper

Pistol shaped, easy to use Spud Gun - good family fun! Easy to use - simply ‘Load, Aim, and pull the trigger Will keep you and your enemies entertained for hours Shoots over 300 shots from a single large potato Suitable for ages 8+ - a food fight with a difference

Rear View Spy Glasses

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Rear View Spy Glasses

Spy sunglasses with "rear view" mirrored coated surface on edges Stylish shades that are matt black in colour with UV filter lenses Flexible frames; measures: Height. 4.1cm x Width: 15cm Perfect fit for adult sized face See what's coming behind you!

Ring For A Beer Bell

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Ring For A Beer Bell

The hilarious, infuriating Ring For A Beer Bell Features black text on a gold background Made of metal for a loud, clear ringing The perfect, but annoying gift idea for men Dimensions - H:130mm; W:70mm

Ring For A Shag Bell

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Ring For A Shag Bell

Have a little joke with your partner with this Ring For A Shag Bell A black bell and handle which reads "Ring For A Shag" in red A blunt way of getting your message across, no faffing! Ideal for gift giving although it may be thrown back at you! Bell Size: Height: 13cm, Diameter: 7cm

Ring Of Fire

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Ring Of Fire

Ring Of Fire soothing curry wipes Comprises 40 large moisturising wipes Comes in a convenient resealable tub Will alleviate the worst morning pain A great gift for spice lovers

Rocky Dressing Gown

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Rocky Dressing Gown

A luxury bath robe design as worn by Rocky himself Made from soft quality velour black with gold satin finished material Features hood, distinctive horse logo on the back and small crest logo on the chest Approx. 65 cm in width; largest arm measurement approx. 53 cm x 29 cm. A novelty gift to fit most adults

Salt and Pepper Bots

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Salt and Pepper Bots

Set of Salt and Pepper shaker pots in the shape of wind-up Robots Instead of passing the salt, wind up and make them walk Set of 2 Made from foodgraade silicone; re-fillable Salt Robot – Approx. Width: 4.5cm; Height: 9.2cm; Depth: 2.9cm Pepper Robot – Approx. Width: 4.5cm; Height: 8.2cm; Depth: 2.9cm

Science Putty

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Science Putty

Similar to silly putty introduced in the late 70s Bounce it, shatter it, tear it, shape it! Faster you interact, more brittle it becomes Amazing molecular structure by Science Museum Ideal silly gift for all occasions!

Scrabble Fridge Magnets

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Scrabble Fridge Magnets

Fridge magnets in the style and shape of Scrabble Letter Tiles Contains 120 magnetic tiles featuring the full Scrabble letter distribution Includes Triple Word, Triple Letter and Double Word Score tiles Great for reminders, messages, tellings off and more Bring some fun to your fridge notes & skill to your Wordplay

Shock Bug Zapper

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Shock Bug Zapper

The fantastic electric Shock Bug Zapper - more effective than a fly swat Has human-proof outer wiring to prevent accidental shocking Features fine interlaced inner wiring to get those insects Charge the racquet with a button on the handle Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)

Silly Straws Spectacles

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Silly Straws Spectacles

Novelty drinking straw spectacles - ideal novelty gift for parties and house-warmings Comprises 5 pieces with connectors. Watch the liquid go around the frames Made from soft plastic straw tubing - not suitable for hot beverages Hand wash only - not suitable for dishwashers Small parts;- Not suitable for children under 3

Slam Dump Toilet Basketball

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Slam Dump Toilet Basketball

The fantastic Slam Dump Toilet Basketball game Shoot hoops from the comfort of your toilet Includes net, 3 balls, a mat and ball holder Net comes with wall suction attachment for ease Prevent any more bathroom boredom

Smurfs Book Ends

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Smurfs Book Ends

Novelty bookends sold as a pair - official Smurfs Merchandise Each one features a metal base which scoops under books for extra support Dimensions: Height: 18cm; Width:9 cm; Length: 16 cm Perfect for kids big and small - perfect for a child's bedroom Comes gift boxed

Snaplet

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Snaplet

Shock-absorbing iPod nano frame in the style of a wrist watch which can also be worn on the arm Made from fashionable, durable silicone rubber; features snap mechanism for ease of wear Available in a range of cool colours - pink, blue, black & white (choose below) Can be worn anywhere on the arm including upper arm - no tangled headphone wires Protects your iPod nano from bumps & scratches

Space Hopper Stress Ball

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Space Hopper Stress Ball

Retro, fist-sized, Space Hopper Stress Ball Squeeze it to relieve stress Made from "squeezable" squishy foam Ideal for the desk at home or in the office The quintessential executive toy!

Special FX Light Saber

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Special FX Light Saber

The saber powers up with movie quality light and has brilliant sound effects Enjoy classic sci-fi adventure with the Special FX Saber Changes colour as you move or tap your saber Even changes its sound effects as you interact Requires 3 x AA batteries (included)

Special FX Vampire Fangs

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Special FX Vampire Fangs

Watch in amazement as the fangs grow into place right before your eyes Perfect gift for fans of "Twilight", "True Blood" and "The Vampire Diaries" Movie quality fangs that you can mould to custom fit your mouth Easy to use - simply use your tongue to raise and lower the teeth Have fun all year round... Bring out the vampire in you!

Splat Stan Drinks Coaster

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Splat Stan Drinks Coaster

Macabre Splat "Stan" Drinks Coaster made from silicone rubber Will protect surfaces from coffee/tea strain rings, wine spills, beer etc. Made from non-slipping material; will hold your drink in place Better than using an old newspaper or boring "normal" coaster Appeals to a morbid sense of humour! Measures: 125 x 70 x 20 mm

Sticky Tape Dispenser

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Sticky Tape Dispenser

Funky Sticky Tape Dispenser shaped like a builder's tape measure Made from durable casing with sliding access clip/belt hook With serated tape cutter, and a lock and close case One roll of sticky tape also included Comes with removable sticker on the front

Telescopic Fork

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Telescopic Fork

Extendable fork that looks like a normal piece of cutlery at first glance Stretches up to 35cm - perfect for stealing food off other people's plates To retract, simply push the fork back to its normal setting Stylish and and can be used like a normal fork Novelty Gift for any occasion - ideal gift for gluttons

The Man Who Has Everything Pendant

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The Man Who Has Everything Pendant

Novelty neckchain and pendant engraved with "I've Got Everything" Silverplated chain measures 52cm (20 inches) Pendant tag is zinc iron engraved and lacquer Comes in a gift box on a stunning metal gift tin Great novelty gift for the man who has everything!

Tic Tac Attack Gun

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Tic Tac Attack Gun

Fun Tic Tac dispenser in the shape of a toy pistol Load the gun with the mint ammo, then simply aim and fire Mints are loaded into the cartridge one by one Fresh breath at the pull of a trigger Novelty gift that makes a great stocking filler

Toilet Caution Cone

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Toilet Caution Cone

Novelty warning traffic cone for the toilet and bathroom Message: "DANGER! TOXIC GASES...GIVE IT 10 MINUTES" Measures approx 10 cm x 18 cm x 10 cm For toilet users of all ages, all diets, all genders! Comes in bright “danger” colour of orange/red!

Touch Pad Pencil

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Touch Pad Pencil

Retro pencil design stylus for use with glass touch screen devices Works with Smartphones, iPhone, iPod touch, iPad and many other devices Mimics the natural conductive qualities of the human finger Easy to hold and use: Dimensions: 11cm x 1.5cm Made from electro conductive silicone rubber

Tuxedo Morphsuit Costume

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Tuxedo Morphsuit Costume

Waterproof Notebook

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Waterproof Notebook

Waterproof notebook allows you to take a note of your best ideas while in the bath/shower. Made from stone paper Tearfree, waterproof paper Vinyl covering

Whistle Key Finder

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Whistle Key Finder

This Key Finder will beep and flash when you whistle A sleek keyring design which can easily attach to your keys Never again will you spend your mornings searching for your keys! Comes combined with an LED light A great gift for the forgetful!

Whoopee Cushion Keyring

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Whoopee Cushion Keyring

Keyfob and chain with silly Whoopee Cushion attached Press and it makes three disgusting fart sounds Ideal novelty gift for the person with a juvenile sense of humour Great to play jokes on unsuspecting friends and colleagues In orange and battery operated (battery included)

Wrongulator - Prank Calculator

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Wrongulator - Prank Calculator

A practical joke calculator that gives the wrong outcome all of the time Resembles a normal calculator - very easy to trick the unsuspecting Basically the world's worst calculator but best practical joke ever Perfect executive toy or April fool gag - but why wait until then? Please note, colour may vary from that depicted.

Xtreme Shocking Pen

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Xtreme Shocking Pen

Joke pen that gives an electrical shock Looks just like a luxury ball point pen Great novelty gift for ages 16 and upwards Warninig: Emits electrical shock once it's touched Shock is caused by batteries inside which are supplied.