Kitsch & Funny Gifts from Menkind

14.5" Blue Neon Lava Lamp

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Retro styled light based on the original LAVA lamp trademark shape created over 40 years ago Artistic neon blue wax in a clear liquid giving a mesmerising effect Lamp made from glass and stands on a black metallic stand with cap Perfect mood light for the lounge, bedroom, home bar... AC UK mains operated; Stands 14.5" (36.8cm) in height

14.5" Green Neon Lava Lamp

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

14.5" Green Neon Lava Lamp

Retro styled light based on the original LAVA lamp trademark shape created over 40 years ago Artistic neon green wax in a clear liquid giving a mesmerising effect Lamp made from glass and stands on a black metallic stand with cap Perfect mood light for the lounge, bedroom, home bar... AC UK mains operated; Stands 14.5" (36.8cm) in height

14.5" Tornado Lava Lamp

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

14.5" Tornado Lava Lamp

Retro styled light based on the original LAVA lamp trademark shape created over 40 years ago Artistic Tornado vortex in a clear liquid giving a mesmerising effect Lamp made from glass and stands on silver metallic stand with cap Perfect mood light for the lounge, bedroom, home bar... AC UK mains operated; Stands 14.5" (36.8cm) in height

6 Nuddie Golf Tees

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

6 Nuddie Golf Tees

Pack of six Golf Tees in the shape of nude female form Novelty tees that can also be used as ball markers/divot tools Each tee measures 7.6cm in length Great golf gift for the serious and not so serious golfer Makes a great booby prize for corporate for golf days

Animate IT! Morph Edition

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Animate IT! Morph Edition

Comes with easy to use I Can Animate Animation Software (Full Edition) for Windows PC/Mac users Exclusive on-screen tutorial from an Aardman Animator Flexi-mould, coloured clay and stick-in eyes to create your very own Morph and Chas A green 'Chroma-Key' felt sheet which enables you to add your own backgrounds - or simply use the pictures bundled on the DVD Contains a DVD with 26 classic Morph Animated episodes to give you inspiration

Arse / Face Soap

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:08 +0100

Arse / Face Soap

Striking brown and white colour scheme Makes it easy to see which side is for which end Lightly perfumed Comes in a pack of two Helpful in preventing arse/face contamination

Arse/Face Sponge

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:10 +0100

Arse/Face Sponge

Hilarious colour coded Arse/Face Sponge - makes a great gift Half brown and half cream with opposable text Either side will avoid cross contamination Features "Arse" and "Face" on either side Brilliant novelty gift

Bakeball Bat Rolling Pin

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Bakeball Bat Rolling Pin

Baseball bat rolling pin Made from wood Resembles a real Baseball bat Great gift idea for any budding pastry king

Baldy's Buffer

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Baldy's Buffer

Baldy's Buffer makes a great novelty gift for the follickly challenged A great way to make the baldy you know embrace their baldness Perfect novelty gift - makes a great Secret Santa or stocking filler Made with a tactile wooden handle Measures 24cm (9 inches)

Banana Stress Reliever

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:10 +0100

Banana Stress Reliever

Stress Reliever Banana in the shape of er well, a banana! Super squishy - actually feels like a real banana without the mess Perfect for stressful situations in the office or at home Makes a great gift for exam-stressed students and workaholics Measures approximately 5 x 20 x 5cm

Batman Dressing Gown

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:08 +0100

Batman Dressing Gown

A cosy Batman dressing gown ideal for DC Comic fans Features the iconic "call of help" badge on the back & front In black with yellow trim: soft velour on the outside with a towelling inner One size fits all (Approx 65cm in width, 110cm length) Machine washable

Black Wallet

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Black Wallet

Black Angry Bird Wallet Black inner lining with white official "Angry Birds" logo Traditional folding wallet with a fun twist! With credit card inserts and 1 full length note compartment A great novelty wallet for any mobile app fan

Blood Bath Shower Gel

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:09 +0100

Blood Bath Shower Gel

Blood Bath Shower Gel Shower gel looks like real blood! Casing looks like a blood bag from the hospital Fortunately, the shower gel is cherry scented 400ml per unit of gel

Blue Flatbed Truck

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Blue Flatbed Truck

Original decorative photograph taken by eight year old Miro Mounted retro photograph depicting a flatbed truck toy Highly original and collectable quality picture to decorate any room Perfect piece of childhood memorabilia for any man of a certain age Dimensions: Actual photo - 20 x 15cm; Mount 30 x 25cm

Bogey Man Egg Separator

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Bogey Man Egg Separator

Ceramic Bogey Man Egg Separator - separates egg white from the yoke without mess Simply break egg into top and then tilt the handle and pour into bowl Makes the perfect "gross-out" gift for the gourmet cook you know Wash iin soapy water - not dishwasher safe Measures approxmately 9 x 13 x 10cm

Borat Mankini Thong

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Borat Mankini Thong

The official, 20th Century Fox licensed `Borat Mankini' Perfect for parties, stag dos, the office secret Santa and more One size fits all - blimey!! IS NICE!! Materials: 10% Elastane, 90% Polyester Beware: costume may become transparent when wet - the mind boggles!

Bottle Baffler

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Bottle Baffler

Mensa brainteaser the Bottle Baffler Add your chosen bottle for the perfect teasing gift Solve the puzzle and earn a drink! Easy to understand instructions Includes 10 free brainteasers

Bruce Lee Bathrobe

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Bruce Lee Bathrobe

Comfortable Bruce Lee dressing gown from Groovy UK Features iconic 'Jeet Kune Do' logo on the back and chest With yellow sash belt and 2 handy deep pockets Black stripes to finish off the Bruce Lee look! One size fits all

Build Your Own Engine

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Build Your Own Engine

A 'Build Your Own' Engine model-making kit from Haynes A realistic working model of a combustion engine that you can build yourself Includes moving pistons and a working fan belt Register online and receive certificate of authenticity from Haynes Publishing Includes Haynes manual and guide

Bullshit Button

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Bullshit Button

Bullshit Button is a big red battery operated button with phrases that speaks the truth When pressed, red light is activated along with one of five "bullshit" responses Perfect novelty gift for friends, work colleagues or family Features Velcro backing to be attached anywhere Adults only gift. Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included)

Clip on Mullet Wig

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Clip on Mullet Wig

Clip on mullet hair piece - fits easily to the back of hair Add some 80's style (or lack of style) to your outfit Ideal for that eighties themed costume party Made of acrylic hair on a penal of wig webbing One size fits all - men and women

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:08 +0100

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

Printed toilet paper of hilarious and pathetic jokes What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved! Joke toilet paper makes the perfect cheeky (geddit?) gift idea A visit to the loo will never be the same again. Keep it on your desk for a late afternoon giggle

Cyber Clean Tub

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:08 +0100

Cyber Clean Tub

Voted one of this year's top Five Stocking fillers by the Gadget Show High tech cleaning compound that's perfect for keyboards and gadgets Press against the selected area then peel back and dirt will come with it. Biodegradable & stain free - suitable for delicate electronic equipment Cleans PC/Macs, mobile phones, stereos, PDAs, printers, faxes, etc.

Da Vinci Catapult

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Da Vinci Catapult

Scaled down version of the classic catapult created by inventor Da Vinci Easily assembled, 41x25x16cm when finished Contains small clay balls to fire Fully working catapult Great fun for all ages

Darth Maul Dressing Gown

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Darth Maul Dressing Gown

Darth Maul Symbol Bath Robe - ideal for fans of the Star Wars film franchise Features 2 front pockets, huge hood, large sleeves and waist tie Pays tribute to the infamous antagonist from Episode 1: The Phantom Menace Official Star Wars merchandise from the genius mind of George Lucas Made from 100% cotton.One size fits most

Dave the Funky Shoulder Monkey

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:09 +0100

Dave the Funky Shoulder Monkey

Dave - the Funky Shoulder Monkey is a fun interactive remote control toy Place him on your shoulder; keep the pocket sized remote control hidden from view Decide what he does via the four behaviour modes on the control Gestures and sounds include a burp, a laugh, scratching, waving or even crying Comes with shoulder strap to keep Dave on your shoulder. Batteries also included

Dead Fred Pen Tidy

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Dead Fred Pen Tidy

Dead Fred is a gruesome desktidy for your pen and graphic "warning" to all pen thieves out there Access your pen straight away; never need to hunt for writing implement again In gory bright red - you'll always will be able to see him Made from durable silicone rubber Stab Fred repeatedly - great stress reliever too!

Desktop Shoot

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Desktop Shoot

Desktop shoot Can shooting novelty game Ideal shooting game for the office Contains 3 can targets, 3 sucker darts and gun. Great for any age!

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Universal Remote Control

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Universal Remote Control

Fully functioning programmable infrared remote control in the shape of Dr Who's Sonic Screwdriver Compatible with almost all home entertainment equipment, such as iPod docks, TVs,Blu-ray players Uses gesture recognition technology with 13 gestures on 3 memory banks totalling 39 commands FX Mode: 13 authentic special FX sounds from the universe of Doctor Who Guided setup teaches you how to use it with spoken prompts

Drinks Helmet for Two Cans

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Drinks Helmet for Two Cans

Construction-style helmet – Holds two individual cans of choice The ultimate accessory for the bar hopping party animal Great for students, stag dos and house parties Great supplement to a fancy dress costume Colourful hats, with funny printed slogans

Drumstick Pencils

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:08 +0100

Drumstick Pencils

Two perfectly formed drumstick pencils One end is a HB lead pencil, the other a drumstick Perfect silly gift or Secret Santa Gift For kids and adults who still follow the rock-star dream Wood sourced from well-managed forests

Egg Poncho

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Egg Poncho

Waterproof hooded poncho - a must have for any festival White and yellow with fried egg design motif to the front Easily folds away and light to carry - perfect for the backpack Ideal for visits to theme parks, festivals, camping and fishing trips One size fits all. Weighs only 150g; 4 × 11.5 × 17.5 cm

Embarrassing Dad Jokes

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Embarrassing Dad Jokes

A book of embarrassing jokes taken from Dads the world over Fun novelty book of a collection of typical Dad jokes Ideal gift for a Dad who always comes out with those bad one-liners Jokes include -"Why Did the Banana got to the Doctor's?" Answer below In hardback - comprising 224 pages

Emergency Moustaches

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Emergency Moustaches

Emergency moustaches - be prepared for a disguise or that costume party Six individually wrapped moustaches in variety of styles and colours Styles include traditional gent, cowboy, rusty brush - and more With adhesive backing and made from nylon Novelty gift birthday or christmas gift....

Fire Extinguisher Water Bottle

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Fire Extinguisher Water Bottle

Water Bottle in the shape of a traditional British styled Fire Extinguisher Has a flip-up mouth piece together with a handy carry loop Made from durable stainless steel with food safe coating Lightweight yet with a capacity of 600ml - perfect amount for hydro relief Fun product water bottle (not a fire extinguisher!!)

Fire Truck

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Fire Truck

Original decorative photograph taken by eight year old Miro Mounted retro photograph depicting a fire truck toy car Highly original and collectable quality picture to decorate any room Perfect piece of childhood memorabilia for any man of a certain age Dimensions: Actual photo - 20 x 15cm; Mount 30 x 25cm

Flickin' the Bird

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Flickin' the Bird

Easy to install fun "Hand" car accessory The "Hand" fixes on to any flat surface using the window suckers Simple pump activates the middle finger Can be positioned in rear window (via a 1.6m tube) Perfect gift for anyone known for their road rage!

Gay Bar Soap

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Gay Bar Soap

Novelty bar of soap emblazoned with "Gay Bar" on the front Rose scented bath soap and coloured in "girlie" Pink Makes a fantastic novelty gift for any home, any occasion Measures 8.5 cm x 6.2 cm x 2 cm - fits on any size soap dish Great gift idea to accompany "manly" shaving accessories

Glowing Dentures

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Glowing Dentures

Party pack of 7 glowing dentures Themed false teeth, including Geek, Witch and Vampire Great party pack, perfect for Christmas Day Suitable for both children and adults (ages 3+) Easily cleaned and reusable

Greyhound Bus

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Greyhound Bus

Original decorative photograph taken by eight year old Miro Mounted retro photograph depicting a Greyhound Bus toy Highly original and collectable quality picture to decorate any room Perfect piece of childhood memorabilia for any man of a certain age Dimensions: Actual photo - 20 x 15cm; Mount 30 x 25cm

Harry Hill Celebrity Face Mask

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Harry Hill Celebrity Face Mask

Do you know who I am?! Instantly become a celebrity and raise a laugh with this Harry Hill mask. Harry Hill celebrity mask (one single mask) Made from quality cardboard Comes with eye holes Ties around the head with comfortable elastic One size fits all

Henry Car Bin

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Henry Car Bin

Pop-up Henry Car Bin - ideal for the car for all those long journeys Collapsible design allows the bin to be folded away neatly when not in use Stays in place in car with velcro straps; fastens with velcro when folded Dimensions: Open: 27cm - holds up to 9 litres: Closed: Diameter 22cm, 3cm thick Officially licenced Numatic "Henry" merchandise

Hook Line and Stinker Toilet Fishing Game

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Hook Line and Stinker Toilet Fishing Game

A ‘can-tastic’ game to while away time spent on the loo Vinyl lake mat, 3 fish, rod and: “Do Not Disturb” sign No batteries or electricity required Fun idea for visiting guests Great gift idea for kids and adults

Inflatable Sheep with Hand Cuffs

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Inflatable Sheep with Hand Cuffs

One inflatable sheep - hilarious silly gift Ideal for stag nights or any themed night out Complete with hand cuffs to attatch the sheep to the groom or sheep lover Measures 30cm (12 inches) tall Guaranteed to make everyone laugh

Inflatable Sumo Suit

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Inflatable Sumo Suit

Inflateable Sumo costume with Sumo Hair Hat Batteries last for over 7 hours Fully inflated in 60 seconds Costume can be deflated for easy storage and transportation Requires 4 x AA Batteries (not included)

Inflatable Zimmer Frame

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:10 +0100

Inflatable Zimmer Frame

Novelty inflatable zimmer frame Poke fun at advancing years Fantastic joke gift for older relatives Not designed to support body weight Measures over 2ft when inflated

Jellyfish Mood Lamp

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Jellyfish Mood Lamp

Lovely and quiet Jellyfish mood lamp ideal for a childs' bedroom Comprises two small and one big jellyfish that glide up and down Black water-tight tank with five colour light changing effects With an auto-off function that switches off after four hours operation Operates by UK Mains adaptor (included)

Jellyfish Ocean World

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Jellyfish Ocean World

Enjoy the tranquillity of an aquarium without the maintenance and cost of a living pet Includes selection of beautiful plastic plants and 7 imitation jellyfish 12 LED lights and 5 colour light changing effects bring atmosphere to the room Energy saving auto-off function (4 hours) Great for kid’s bedrooms, adult bedrooms, living rooms, offices and more

Karate Car Care Kit

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Karate Car Care Kit

Ideal for Karate fans or fans of Karate movies Includes 2 waxing gloves 1 tube of car wax 1 Karate bandana

Kate Middleton / Princess Katherine Mask

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Kate Middleton / Princess Katherine Mask

Kate Middleton Duchess of Cambridge celebrity mask (one single mask) Made from quality cardboard One size fits all - ties around the head with comfortable elastic Measures approx. 300mm x 210mm Eye holes so you can keep your eye out for any upstaging sisters!

Keith Lemon Face Mask

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Keith Lemon Face Mask

Keith Lemon celebrity face mask (one single mask) Made from quality cardboard One size fits all - ties around the head with comfortable elastic Measures approx. 300mm x 210mm Comes with eyeholes

Keytars Keycaps Key Covers

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Keytars Keycaps Key Covers

Pack of six colourful guitar key covers in six different designs Union Jack, Leopard print, Rising sun, Skull and Crossbones, Flames and Checkers. Features a hole in the butt to attach to keyring Approximate Size: 3 cm x 3 cm x 0.5 cm Made from moulded flexible plastic

Killer Keys

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Killer Keys

Pack of two "Killer Keys" colourful key covers Two menacing designs - handgun and magnum pistol Features a hole in the butt to attach to keyring Approximate Size: 5 x 5 cm / 2 x 2 inches. Made from rubber

Knife Block

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Knife Block

The Voodoo Knife Block offers a stylish and unique design, by designer Raffaele Iannello. Supplied complete with five heavy gauge durable stainless steel blade knives. The Voodoo Knife Block is constructed from bright red, black or chrome coloured ABS plastic Available in Red, black, green, purple, white and chrome/silver colours. Please choose from below. Knives protected by plastic sheath.

Konstructor Metal Modelling Kit

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Konstructor Metal Modelling Kit

Konstructor - the original metal modelling kit provides hours of constructive fun Comprises 120 metal parts to make models - make cars, robots, planes, cranes Like the old faashion Mecanno, comes with no instructions - just your imagination Makes an ideal executive toy for a bit of office downtime Ideal boys toy for ages 8 upwards

Large Whoopee Cushion

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Large Whoopee Cushion

Classic fart gag in the shape of the every popular Whoopee Cushion Measuring 12 inches in diameter - makes noiser, bigger farty sounds Ideal novelty gift for the person with a juvenile sense of humour Great to play jokes on unsuspecting friends and colleagues In orange and battery operated (battery included)

LED Rotating Disco Ball

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

LED Rotating Disco Ball

Retro Disco Ball party light for multi-coloured lighting effects Bright LED lights, concealed behind countless multi-colored lenses Great gift for teenagers, students and grown-up party animals Comprises energy-saving and long-life LED bulbs Requires AA batteries (not included)

Like/Dislike Stamps

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Like/Dislike Stamps

Self inking stamps that last up to approximately 5,000 uses Great way of showing approval/disapproval without actually speaking Pack contains 1 x Like stamp and 1 x Dislike stamp Dimension of each stamp: H:80mm/W:65mm/D:30mm Stamps message in clear blue ink

Make Your Own Sock Monkey

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Make Your Own Sock Monkey

From sock to monkey - Make your own classic children’s toy from scratch! Includes: A pair of socks, needle & thread, ribbon, buttons and filling Brush up on sewing skills or teach the young‘uns – a fun toy reward to be had Fun activity for the whole family Great gift idea for craft lovers of all ages!

Make Your Own Zombie Movie Kit

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Make Your Own Zombie Movie Kit

Make Your Own Zombie Movie Kit includes set, props and characters to create your own motion picture Use this kit to build your set - includes realistic street sheet backdrop measuring 56cms by 38cms Characters and props includes sheets of Zombies, human heros, street features, vehicle Film your movie on a smart phone or digital camera upload your movie to the internet Great to share and compete with other film-makers or film students

Man Bowl

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:10 +0100

Man Bowl

Cheeky good quality ceramic dish with MAN emblazoned on the front Piece of could-be canine crockery makes a ideal tongue-in check gift Styled just like a classic dog bowl - set it on the floor and watch his reaction Just one of our funny gifts for men Dishwasher and microwave safe. Measures:25 X 25 X 5.5 cm

Matt the Moustache Doormat

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Matt the Moustache Doormat

Black moustache shaped doormat Durable, great for trapping dirt and keeping it out! Makes a real statement to your home entrance Great retro gift for men and gentlemen throughout the land Perfect housewarming present for the man who has everything

Meerkat Pen

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Meerkat Pen

Beautifully crafted, high quality hand-painted Meerkat Pen Stands proud and easy to be seen in your desk tidy at work Makes a great novelty pen for work or a child's pencil case In beige and made from 95% plastic with metal nib Comprises refillable ink cartridge

Mini Jellyfish Lamp

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Mini Jellyfish Lamp

Beautiful and serene Jellyfish mood light - would suit any home decor Comes with 2 imitation jellyfish that will glide and dance around the tank Three piece fluorescent LED lighting in red, blue and green colours The quiet motor makes for a great, atmospheric bedroom light Great for kid’s bedrooms, adult bedrooms, living rooms, offices and more

Mini Neon Pin Art

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Mini Neon Pin Art

Instantly recreate any object as a 3D relief Great ornament for home or office Four colours available (blue, pink, green and orange) No batteries or electricity required Great gift idea for an art & design enthusiast

Morphsuit Costume in Purple

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Morphsuit Costume in Purple

Full Lycra zip-up body suit costume with hood which covers face, hands and feet Completely breathable with 78% visibility; you can see out, no one can see in Drinking is also possible; ideal for stag nights, fancy dress parties, music festivals Size is based on height and not girth; please check options below Completely washable which means can be worn again and again

Morphsuit Costume in Red

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Morphsuit Costume in Red

Moustache Glasses

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Moustache Glasses

Moustache Glasses - a modern take on the great face mask classic Featuring the "distinguished" handelbar moustache and "fashionable" glasses Perfect to wear on Stag Dos, Hen Parties, Birthdays, Halloween, Sports event Suitable for kids, men and women -anyone who wants to sport a 'tache A brilliant accessory to complement a Morph Suit Costume

Moustache Set

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:10 +0100

Moustache Set

Collection of seven novelty moustaches, 1 for every day in a week Each moustache has self adhesive backing for easy wear Comes with a variety of different styles - from Bruiser to Sheriff Made from plastic not real hair, although very realistic looking Perfect for that fancy dress party or the comedian in your life

Mr Bean Celebrity Face Mask

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Mr Bean Celebrity Face Mask

Funny Mr Bean face mask will instantly brighten up any party or event. Mr Bean celebrity mask (one single mask) Made from quality cardboard The face ties around the head with comfortable elastic One size fits all Comes with eye holes

My Keepon Interactive Dancing Robot

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

My Keepon Interactive Dancing Robot

Interactive dancing robot - dances in time with the rhythm of clapping, patting or your fave music Has two modes - Touch Mode and Dance Mode - will interacts with the owner Features built-in microphone and with mood and beat detection Dances in time with the rhythm of clapping, patting or your music Great for kids of all ages - big and small

My Life Story - Memories of a Lifetime

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

My Life Story - Memories of a Lifetime

Diary book of your whole life totalling 1080 pages - about yourself, written by you Record your awards and achievements - prizes, medals and trophies Helps you remember special moments and people that shaped the way you are Includes a world map to chart your travels and one of your body to be filled in as you choose A wonderful "physical" record you can pass onto to loved ones

Neon T-Shirt Graffiti Fabric Pens

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Neon T-Shirt Graffiti Fabric Pens

Neon Eight permanent fabric marker pens that glow in UV light Draw on cotton or canvas fabric, air dry for twenty-four hours then fix by immediately ironing Art and Craft pack that inspires great gift ideas for the whole family to make and enjoy Personalise t-shirts, bags, canvas shoes, bed linen, tablecloths, trainers Ideal labelling garments and belongings too.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Nose shaped soap dispenser which oozes soap from nostril when squeezed Dispenser includes bottle of "snot" coloured green shower gel Equipped with suction cups that stick to bathroom surfaces Easy to fill - unscrew the cap on the back and fill Makes a great house-warming present!

Novelty Tattoo Sleeves

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Novelty Tattoo Sleeves

Why not fool your family, amaze your friends or shock your boss with these fun novelty tattoo sleeve Made from 100% washable nylon. Simply slip on for an instant and realistic looking tattoo. Guaranteed NOT to go unnoticed!! Note designs may vary. One option of the two will be sent.

Original Rubber Band Shooter

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Original Rubber Band Shooter

Wooden Toy Gun which fires rubber bands singly or in rapid quick fire Handmade form 100% sustainable wood - just like an old fashioned toy Comes with a bag containing a plentiful bounty of rubber band ammo! Perfect fun for the office during a bit of work "downtime" Simply load up, take aim, and pull the trigger. Length: 25cm

Paper Aeroplane Kit

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Paper Aeroplane Kit

Paper Plane Kit - 60 paper aeroplanes to make and fly Each sheet has printed folds and full folding instructions Contains 20 colourful different designs on the front Good old fashion fun - why not make it a party game? Will appeal to all ages and levels - makes a great executive gift

Paper Watch

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Paper Watch

Real working digital watch which you can customise to you own unique design Made from tough, tear-resistant material although it's not waterproof as it's paper! Customise using biro, marker pens, felt tip pens, stencils, anything you can find Perfect for "surprise" party invites - give out to friends with a subtle reminder to not be late Watch features adjustable strap and runs on long life battery

Pee Pee Bib

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Pee Pee Bib

The "No Drip from your Pee Pee Tip" Bib Silly joke gift - ideal for men everywhere with a sense of humour Makes a perfect secret santa gift or stocking filler Aims to protect trousers when your aim could be better Easy to put on - one size fits all..... -

Plop Trumps

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Plop Trumps

Plop Trumps - a disgusting take on the classic shoolyard card game Like Top Trumps, each card shows a picture of poo and "stats" score rating Each poo has an intereting fact about the animal that produced it Comes in a carrying tin - ideal to take on long car journeys! The cards measure approx 9 cm x 6.5 cm each

Portable Hand Shock

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Portable Hand Shock

Hand held buzzer which an electric shock to victim on handshake Neutrally coloured casing helps disguise the device when in use NB: It is NOT a toy! Not suiltable for children under 14. See details below Perfect gift for the joker in your family or workplace Powered by 4 x AG3 batteries (included)

Potato Zapper

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Potato Zapper

Pistol shaped, easy to use Spud Gun - good family fun! Easy to use - simply ‘Load, Aim, and pull the trigger Will keep you and your enemies entertained for hours Shoots over 300 shots from a single large potato Suitable for ages 8+ - a food fight with a difference

Rear View Spy Glasses

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Rear View Spy Glasses

Spy sunglasses with "rear view" mirrored coated surface on edges Stylish shades that are matt black in colour with UV filter lenses Flexible frames; measures: Height. 4.1cm x Width: 15cm Perfect fit for adult sized face See what's coming behind you!

Red Messenger Bag

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Red Messenger Bag

Red Angry Bird Messenger bag Shoulder bag with comfortable side strap Features a zip fastener and the strap is adjustable Brightly coloured red so you can easily spot it in the cloakroom! A great “man-bag” for any mobile app fan

Retro Arcade Poncho Blue

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Retro Arcade Poncho Blue

You can't rely on the great British weather to keep you dry during the festival season, so stock up on these fun waterproof ponchos now! Classic Retro Arcade Ponchos are a fun must-have for any festival The blue waterproof hood and cape keeps you dry and mud free Easily folds away and light to carry Instantly turns you into an arcade character - not for shrinking violets A perfect addition with a pair of Festival Feet

Retro Arcade Poncho Red

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Retro Arcade Poncho Red

Classic Retro Arcade Ponchos are a fun must-have for any festival The red waterproof hood and cape keeps you dry and mud free Easily folds away and light to carry Instantly turns you into an arcade character - not for shrinking violets A perfect addition with a pair of Festival Feet

Retro Gumball Machine

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Retro Gumball Machine

Coin operated bright red vintage look sweet dispenser Easy to use and hygienic; use 1 and 5 pence pieces Stores a variety of sweets: Gumballs, chocolate buttons, nuts, mints and more Perfect for student and teenage bedrooms, offices and parties Great for re-living childhood memories

Retro Mobile Phone Handset

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Retro Mobile Phone Handset

Be transported back in time with this kitsch vintage phone handset Plug n' talk. Plugs straight into mobile phones – No fuss Volume adjustment and simple one touch button to answer and terminate calls Compatible with all 3.5mm jack mobile phones A terrific gift idea for the vintage-loving man

Ring For A Shag Bell

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:09 +0100

Ring For A Shag Bell

Have a little joke with your partner with this Ring For A Shag Bell A black bell and handle which reads "Ring For A Shag" in red A blunt way of getting your message across, no faffing! Ideal for gift giving although it may be thrown back at you! Bell Size: Height: 13cm, Diameter: 7cm

Ring Of Fire Wet Wipes

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Ring Of Fire Wet Wipes

Ring Of Fire soothing Toilet tissue wipes Comprises 40 large moisturising wipes Comes in a convenient resealable tub Will alleviate the worst morning pain A great gift for spice lovers

Rocky Dressing Gown

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:08 +0100

Rocky Dressing Gown

A luxury bath robe design as worn by Rocky Balboa himself Soft, black high quality robe with gold satin finish Features a hood, distinctive horse logo on the back and small crest logo One size: Approx. 65cm (width), arm measurement approx. 53 cm x 29 cm Great loungewear that fits most adults

Salt and Pepper Bots

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:10 +0100

Salt and Pepper Bots

Set of Salt and Pepper shaker pots in the shape of wind-up Robots Instead of passing the salt, wind up and make them walk Set of 2 Made from foodgraade silicone; re-fillable Salt Robot – Approx. Width: 4.5cm; Height: 9.2cm; Depth: 2.9cm Pepper Robot – Approx. Width: 4.5cm; Height: 8.2cm; Depth: 2.9cm

Scooter Pizza Cutter

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Scooter Pizza Cutter

Pizza slicer in the shape of a pizza delivery motorcycle complete with pizza box Stainless steel pizza wheel glides easily through the dough to cut perfect slices Made from food safe materials and is dishwasher safe Comes gift boxed in a stylish box with the Italian tri-colour Makes a perfect house-warming gift for the bike enthusiast

Scrabble Fridge Magnets

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Scrabble Fridge Magnets

Fridge magnets in the style and shape of Scrabble Letter Tiles Contains 120 magnetic tiles featuring the full Scrabble letter distribution Includes Triple Word, Triple Letter and Double Word Score tiles Great for reminders, messages, tellings off and more Bring some fun to your fridge notes & skill to your Wordplay

Silly Socks Baseball Boots

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Silly Socks Baseball Boots

Novelty shoe-print socks styled like the famous Converse boot in blue, red and green - choose below Will fit UK Adult size 6 to 12 (39 to 47 European) Pretend you're wearing sneakers to baffle friends Features stitched pattern and realistic sole 85% Cotton, 10% Polyamide and 5% Elastane

Silly Straws Spectacles

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:10 +0100

Silly Straws Spectacles

Novelty drinking straw spectacles - ideal novelty gift for parties and house-warmings Comprises 5 pieces with connectors. Watch the liquid go around the frames Made from soft plastic straw tubing - not suitable for hot beverages Hand wash only - not suitable for dishwashers Small parts;- Not suitable for children under 3

Slam Dump Toilet Basketball

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Slam Dump Toilet Basketball

The fantastic Slam Dump Toilet Basketball game Shoot hoops from the comfort of your toilet Includes net, 3 balls, a mat and ball holder Net comes with wall suction attachment for ease Prevent any more bathroom boredom

Snow Cone Slush Maker

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Snow Cone Slush Maker

Creates snow cones, slush or ice cool cocktails Stainless steel blades shaves ice in seconds Safe and simple to use Easy to clean removable ice bin Have fun and add your own flavours

Squid Hub USB

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Squid Hub USB

High speed 2.0 USB Hub - the shape of a Squid with "tentacles" for connectors With four fast connection ports that works with any computer Qurky yet flexible and practical piece of office hardware Fast data transfer rate of up to 12mbps Plug and play automatic system configuration

Stormtrooper Dressing Gown

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Stormtrooper Dressing Gown

Stormtrooper Symbol Bath Robe - ideal for fans of the Star Wars film franchise Features 2 front pockets, huge hood, large sleeves and waist tie Pays tribute to the galactic army and is instantly recognisable Official Star Wars merchandise from the genius mind of George Lucas Made from 100% cotton.One size fits most

Super Magnetic Putty

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Super Magnetic Putty

Shape that putty and watch it come alive with the power of magnetism Astonish people with its magnetic properties - it literally can swallow up magnets Hours of fun for any user - makes a perfect desktop stress relief toy Can be torn, squished, bent and amazingly, even "bounced" Play with it anywhere, anytime. Magnet included

Superlite Triangle LED Mood Light

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Superlite Triangle LED Mood Light

Colour-changing LED mood light effect Modern, funky design Composed of 6 LED light modules Battery operated Great gift idea, perfect for bedrooms, living rooms, student houses and more

Take a Break Emergency Food Tin

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Take a Break Emergency Food Tin

Emergency "take a break" food tin ideal for kitchen or the office Ideal biscuit tin, kitchen accessory or lunch box Dimensions: Measures 20 x 15 x 75cm Flavour-tight and easy to clean Made from tin. Not dishwasher safe

Talking Tom Plush 8 inch Toy

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Talking Tom Plush 8 inch Toy

Cuddly soft Talking Tom Fluffy replica from the iphone or android app Press him to hear sounds from the popular app Measures approx. 13.5 x 5.5 x 19cm Great for fans of Talking Tom and Talking Ben

Talking Tom Sound Keyring

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Talking Tom Sound Keyring

Plush Talking Ben figure keyring Ideal for fans of the iphone or android app Hear sounds from the actual app! Keeps keys secure and in place with a cute character Makes a great gift or stocking filler!

Telescopic Fork

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Telescopic Fork

Extendable fork that looks like a normal piece of cutlery at first glance Stretches up to 35cm - perfect for stealing food off other people's plates To retract, simply push the fork back to its normal setting Stylish and and can be used like a normal fork Novelty Gift for any occasion - ideal gift for gluttons

The Original Basket Case

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

The Original Basket Case

Hilarious basketball-inspired party game for kids and adults Suitable for indoor and outdoor play Comes with head basket and 20 plastic balls One-size basket, fits all heads Fantastic gift idea for the office, basketball fans and fun-loving individuals

The Queen Mask

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

The Queen Mask

Have a right royal knees-up, head of state style, with this cardboard mask of the Queen's face. Queen Elizabeth II celebrity face (one single mask) Made from high quality durable cardboard One size fits all - Ties around the head with comfortable elastic Measures approx. 300mm x 210mm Eye holes so you can keep your eyes on your subjects!

Toilet Caution Cone

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Toilet Caution Cone

Novelty warning traffic cone for the toilet and bathroom Message: "DANGER! TOXIC GASES...GIVE IT 10 MINUTES" Measures approx 10 cm x 18 cm x 10 cm For toilet users of all ages, all diets, all genders! Comes in bright “danger” colour of orange/red!

Touch Pad Pencil

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Touch Pad Pencil

Retro pencil design stylus for use with glass touch screen devices Works with Smartphones, iPhone, iPod touch, iPad and many other devices Mimics the natural conductive qualities of the human finger Easy to hold and use: Dimensions: 11cm x 1.5cm Made from electro conductive silicone rubber

Train Set in a Tin

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:13 +0100

Train Set in a Tin

Wild West Style Train set with easily removable carriages Comprises model train engine with 3 carriages (coal truck, passenger truck & long truck) With Six curved and eight straight pieces of track to make a complete oval Requires one AA battery – supplied Handy storage tin made from recyclable steel

Wheelie Bin Desk Tidy

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:10 +0100

Wheelie Bin Desk Tidy

Handy desk tidy ideal for kitchens and offices Store pens, sweets, loose change - anything Made from 100% recycled plastic An ideal novelty gift for anyone Makes a great Secret Santa present

Where's Wally Mask

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Where's Wally Mask

Do you easily loose your friend in a crowd? Never lose them again with this stand out Where's Wally mask. Where's Wally character mask (one single mask) Made from quality cardboard This cartoon face ties around the head with comfortable elastic One size fits all Comes with eye holes

Whistle Key Finder Keyring

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:09 +0100

Whistle Key Finder Keyring

This Key Finder will beep and flash when you whistle A sleek keyring design which can easily attach to your keys Never again will you spend your mornings searching for your keys! Comes combined with an LED light A great gift for the forgetful!

Windmill Shooting Challenge

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Windmill Shooting Challenge

Windmll Shooting Challenge - an ideal executive toy for the office Windmll target sticks to any smooth surface with suckers Wind the target (maximum of 10 turns) and then start shooting Comes with crossbow and three safety darts Ideal for kids of all ages - from 3 to 93!

Xtreme Shocking Pen

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:08 +0100

Xtreme Shocking Pen

Joke pen that gives an electrical shock Looks just like a luxury ball point pen Great novelty gift for ages 16 and upwards Warninig: Emits electrical shock once it's touched Shock is caused by batteries inside which are supplied.

Yoda Dressing Gown

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:14:11 +0100

Yoda Dressing Gown

Yoda Symbol Bath Robe - ideal for fans of the Star Wars film franchise Features 2 front pockets, huge hood, large sleeves and waist tie Pays tribute to the ultimate Jedi Master and is instantly recognisable Official Star Wars merchandise from the genius mind of George Lucas Made from 100% cotton.One size fits most