Arse / Face Towel

Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to drying the top and bottom. Gone is that moment when you step out of the shower and try to remember which end to use.

This large 100% cotton Arse/Face Towel has clearly defined areas for drying the opposing ends of the body. Of course, we're not going to suggest that you don't clean yourself properly and therefore leave "streaks" on the towel.. The fact that the bottie bit is brown in colour, well nuff said really!

As one clever wag has said, "It's ok as long as you don't have a face that looks like an arse". We couldn't possibly comment! We also have an Arse/Face soap to accompany this "lovely" towel.