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Dead Fred Pen Tidy

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  • Gruesome desktidy for your pen and a graphic "warning" to pen thieves
  • Access your pen straight away so you don't need to go pen hunting
  • In gory bright red - you'll always will be able to see him
  • Made from durable silicone rubber
  • Stab Fred repeatedly - great stress reliever too!
Dead Fred Pen Tidy
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This is not just a desktidy and no ordinary Pen Holder either! It's a serious message to all those who are thinking of stealing your pen! Work colleagues beware! Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of loosing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard?

You need Fred on your desk, and then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement of choice! By murdering Fred over and over with your pen, you'll never be hunting around for the pen again. The most gratuitously violent pen holder on the market today.

Dimensions: Approximately 7.5cm(Width) x 2cm(Height) x 13cm(Depth)