Personalised Old Fart Pills

Name: Personalised Old Fart Pills
SKU: 80047
Price: 14 GBP
Availability: InStock

£14.00

Product code: 80047

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It’s a super-funny gift for the grumpy person you know!
Personalise with patients name up to 23 characters
Truth be told, they’re placebos – mint imperials
The intent in this bottle can reduce early-onset grouchiness
Contains around 600g of mints
Measures approx. 19 cm x 7 cm x 7 cm

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Express Tracked Delivery (1-2 days, excluding Sundays)£5.99
Guaranteed Next Day (orders placed Mon-Fri)£6.99
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Personalised Item Delivery (3-5 working days)£5.99
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Personalised Old Fart Pills: What are they?

This bottle is filled with mint imperials that are just what the doctor ordered for that person who is suffering with acute grumpiness, grouchiness, irritability, annoyance, and forgetfulness before their time!

Personalise it!

You can add the name of the patient up to 23 characters long.

About the product

These pills are actually mint imperial placebos. Science tells us that this should help the patient lighten up and reduce their acute annoyance at the general enjoyment in their proximity.

Why you should buy it

It’s a fun way to tell someone who suffers from early-onset age to chill out a bit. Order your Personalised Old Fart Pills now!

Personalised Old Fart Pills

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