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Personalised Old Fart Pills

Product Code
80047
£12.00
Save £1.20
Special Price £10.80
In stock
Personalise

Maximum 8 characters

Maximum 23 characters

Maximum 23 characters

PLEASE NOTE: WE CANNOT ACCEPT SPECIAL CHARACTERS OR EMOJIS AS PART OF THE PERSONALISED TEXT
Key Information
  • It’s a super-funny gift for the grumpy person you know!
  • Personalise the label with their name, a doctor’s name, and the date
  • Truth be told, they’re placebos – mint imperials
  • The intent in this bottle can reduce early-onset grouchiness
  • Contains around 600g of mints
  • Measures approx. 19 cm x 7 cm x 7 cm
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Personalised Old Fart Pills: What are they?

This bottle is filled with mint imperials that are just what the doctor ordered for that person who is suffering with acute grumpiness, grouchiness, irritability, annoyance, and forgetfulness before their time!

Personalise it!

You can add the name of the patient, the name of the ‘doctor’ (or just your own name), and the date. You get up to 23 characters for the names and 8 characters for the date.

About the product

These pills are actually mint imperial placebos. Science tells us that this should help the patient lighten up and reduce their acute annoyance at the general enjoyment in their proximity.

Why you should buy it

It’s a fun way to tell someone who suffers from early-onset age to chill out a bit. Order your Personalised Old Fart Pills now!

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Contents

Sugar, Peppermint oil, Stabiliser: Acacia Gum.

Nutritional Values Per 100g

Energy 1690 KJ. 398 kcal

Fat 0.0g

of which saturates 0.0g

Carbohydrates 99.2g

of which sugars 99.2g

Protein 0.2g

Salt 0.0g

Delivery Options

Direct dispatch from supplier - £5.00 Your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturer's warehouse. For any personalised products, these will be delivered in 5-10 days to allow time for personalisation. We cannot ship any personalised products to countries other than the mainland UK. If your parcel contains a personalised product, you won't be able to select our standard or express delivery services, or delivery through Click & Collect.

For more information about these shipping methods, however, please see our FAQs page

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

Personalised Old Fart Pills: What are they?

This bottle is filled with mint imperials that are just what the doctor ordered for that person who is suffering with acute grumpiness, grouchiness, irritability, annoyance, and forgetfulness before their time!

Personalise it!

You can add the name of the patient, the name of the ‘doctor’ (or just your own name), and the date. You get up to 23 characters for the names and 8 characters for the date.

About the product

These pills are actually mint imperial placebos. Science tells us that this should help the patient lighten up and reduce their acute annoyance at the general enjoyment in their proximity.

Why you should buy it

It’s a fun way to tell someone who suffers from early-onset age to chill out a bit. Order your Personalised Old Fart Pills now!

Back to Top
Contents

Sugar, Peppermint oil, Stabiliser: Acacia Gum.

Nutritional Values Per 100g

Energy 1690 KJ. 398 kcal

Fat 0.0g

of which saturates 0.0g

Carbohydrates 99.2g

of which sugars 99.2g

Protein 0.2g

Salt 0.0g

Delivery Options

Direct dispatch from supplier - £5.00 Your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturer's warehouse. For any personalised products, these will be delivered in 5-10 days to allow time for personalisation. We cannot ship any personalised products to countries other than the mainland UK. If your parcel contains a personalised product, you won't be able to select our standard or express delivery services, or delivery through Click & Collect.

For more information about these shipping methods, however, please see our FAQs page

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

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