Zombie Shower Gel

Forget about Cocoa Butter and Honey Jojoba, all self respecting zombies nowadays are washing in scented bags of zombie blood shower gel. So after a tough day with other undead zombies, what better way to freshen up before nipping out for a bit of brains to eat down your local morgue, than a hot shower and a good scrub down with this Zombie Shower Gel.

This is the zombie lover’s bathroom essential – the oozy, green Zombie Shower Gel means you're not safe from zombies, not even in the shower. Resembling the plasma bags hanging from hospital patient's beds, it contains 380ml of oozing green soap. Makes a great house warming present that would look good any bathroom or shower cubicle - particularly for those who love the macabre.