Grumpy Old Git's Jokes

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  • Humorous Gift book of Jokes by Ian Allen for any grumpy old git you know
  • Includes jokes on fave grumpy topics - politics,  education and technology.
  • With gags and remarks about the perennial subject of ageing and religion
  • Ideal gift for a family member or work colleague and a great read too
  • In hardback; 160 pages
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We all know a grumpy git and most of us live with one too in varying degrees - whether it's a husband, father, brother, grandfather or even son! The Grumpy Old Git's Joke Book is ideal for the bloke who rails against the world and is fed up with everything and is in dire need of a hefty dose of cynical humour.

Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology.  It muses on the grump's least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers - 'What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn'), and the perennial subjects of ageing ('Old age is always fifteen years older than what I am') and health ('All you've got is hypochondria.' 'Can you give me anything for it?'). 

A deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book that will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git. Makes an Christmas Stocking filler or Secret Santa for any old curmudgeon - whether it's a work colleague or family member who spends too much time reading in the loo or in the backyard shed. 

About the Author
Ian Allen is a father of three teenagers and a funny man indeed. He has been a freelance editor from Staffordshire - recently voted England's least amusing county - for the past 15 years and during that time Ian has worked on dozens of joke books, a handful of which were even intended to be comical. Ian is qualified to degree-level in Data Processing, which is also hilarious. He is the author of The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes and Crap Dad Jokes so is well versed an qualified in this field of comic endeavour.


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