Girlfriend Pillow

Hey, the single life is great, we’re not arguing. But, every now and then you just want a cheeky little cuddle (even though you’d never admit it to your mates). Too bad you can’t just have a soft lap without it being attached to a whole girlfriend. Except, you can, and it’s called the Girlfriend Pillow!

Yep, you heard right. You don’t have to get a girlfriend and deal with endless tidy-ups, romcom marathons, and a cosmic ton of emotions just to have access to a lap to rest your head on when your football team is losing. You just need this pillow, which is shaped just like a lady’s lap!

It’s made of super soft material, meaning the legs feel just as fluffy as a woman’s when she’s in a long-term relationship… so, authenticity! Oh, and the top portion is wearing a red skirt that you can take off any time you like (yes, this pillow never has a ‘headache’) and chuck in the wash.

So, if you want to stay a lone wolf, but have a lap to cuddle when you’re feeling a little vulnerable, order this Girlfriend Pillow today!