What do Gordon Gecko, Richard Branson, Arianna Huffington all have in common? An awesome office (we assume) with an awesome desk and an awesome bunch of desk toys. You too can be an 80s captain of industry, with braces and a gold tooth and a sixth sense on how to profit from technology. Complete the look with a desktop Newton’s Cradle. Maybe even a personalised one. Or be the next Nikola Tesla and greet your business associates with a fancy shmancy Plasma Ball. You might not get much work done, but is that much of a change from the usual you?