Oh hey, didn’t see you there. Sorry, I’ve just been staring at all the amazing birthday gifts on Menkind, I lost track of time. Why don’t you join me? Look, there are the brilliant presents for women just over there. There’s cocktail making books, remote control helicopters, jewellery and even some naughty, bedroom type gifts.
If you’re looking for a special birthday gift for her , why don’t you start in our homewares section, and get something for the garden or for her pets? Or how about the board game section for party games, card games and drinking games. Drinking? Did you see the wine glass that’s bigger than your head and can hold an entire bottle of wine? Well go get it then!