Pet Hates Politician Chew Toys

Chewing tobacco might leave a bad taste in your mouth, but that doesn’t stop cowboys from chewing it ‘til… well, the cows come home. Politicians can also leave a bitter taste, but escape chewing. Until now. So, if you or your dog (we don’t judge) feel that you need to sink your teeth into something even tougher than the evening news, you need one of these Pet Hates Politician Chew Toys!

Unlike a State of the Nation address, we’re not going to beat around the (George W.) Bush. These chew toys are modelled on famous (or infamous?) party leaders. We’ve got Boris, Theresa, Jeremy, and Donald (because, you know, orange is the new black).

These political pet chew toys are made of tough fabric and filled with polyester (and absolutely no hot air!). Unlike an actual politician’s reputation, though, these chew toys are not indestructible. So, be sure to monitor for over-zealous chewing… and beware fake chews.

So, for a chew toy that’s more fun than the Brexit rollercoaster, order one (or more) of these Pet Hates Politician Chew Toys today!