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Spider Catcher

Name: Spider Catcher
SKU: 74133
Price: 5 GBP
Availability: OutOfStock

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Product code: 74133

A Spider Catcher that keeps you at arm’s length from the monster.
The humane way to dispose of insects that should never have been created.
A long wand with bristles at the end, manipulated by a trigger near your hand.
The perfect gift for the arachnophobe in your life but be serious now and buy like ten.

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Ever found yourself tidying up the house, looking at the feather that got stuck in the ceiling board while dusting only to realise that that is not a feather, that is a giant spider that will imminently burst forth its womb, littering your home with a hundred thousand Aragog monstrosities? No? K, cool, then you don't need this Spider Catcher. Carry on. If this has happened to you, then you know that those creepy crawlies can jump. And their speed is DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO HOW CLOSE YOUR ARE TO THEM AND HOW MUCH BUG SPRAY YOU'RE USING. Don't get us started on those lunatics who try to catch them under a glass with a magazine. You're going to need to burn that stuff when you're done. Keep those eight legged freaks where they belong - at a respectable distance. The Spider Catcher closes the bristles around the miscreation, allowing you to carry the catcher to the nearest window and then release it outside. Look how humane you are. Well done. Buy the Spider Catcher today to not have premature heart attacks and feel like karma isn't coming for you and the shoe you killed the behemoth with.