Baldies - keep that bonce gleaming clean with this Baldy's Buffer. This is a great novelty gift for those with a bare head or who may be losing their hair and are entertaining the idea of buying a sirrup to cover up / compensate! Make that person embrace their pattern baldness.
Alternatively, if he's proud to be a slap-head, then this won't offend at all - because bald is beautiful. Just ask any famous personage - Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Patrick Stewart or even those guys from Right Said Fred!
Either way, this makes a great novelty gift for a husband, boyfriend, brother, Dad and even a work colleague (although maybe not the boss).