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Embarrassing Dad Jokes

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  • A book of embarrassing jokes taken from Dads the world over    
  • Fun novelty book of a collection of typical Dad jokes
  • Ideal gift for a Dad who always comes out with those bad one-liners
  • "Why Did the Banana got to the Doctor's? Because he wasn't peeling well!"
  • In hardback - comprising 224 pages

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If your Dad thinks he's the funniest thing since Tommy Cooper, then this is the perfect book for him. It's full of "Dad" jokes, and everyone has heard a bad Dad joke right? Your father's sense of humour is the type that make you groan and sigh with embarrassment, while he laughs on his own to the punch line. These are the types of jokes he loves to bring out on weddings and birthdays.

This book of embarrassing Dad Jokes is full to the brim of witty gems, some of which are so bad they actually blossom into serious rib ticklers. Be warned though- do not tell your Dad this, it will only encourage him! And it's not just the way that you tell them. Dads have always been renowned for being truly godawful joke tellers. Whether it's telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline, or it just simply being a terrible joke to begin with, dads are an embarrassment. 

Embarrassing Dad Jokes would make an ideal gift for your Dad, to not only tell him how much you love him, but also how much you hate his jokes. "Why did the banana go to the Doctor's? Because he wasn't peeling well!" Nuff said really.

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Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 3-5 working days, £2.99 or FREE for orders over £40

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, personalised items, or items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: Next working day, £3.99: Orders placed before 7:00pm Monday to Thursday or by 1:00pm on Saturday will be delivered by DHL within one working day to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed on Saturday after the cutoff or on Sunday will not reach you until Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £6.99 - Delivered by DHL or DPD, we offer this service at the lowest possible price. You'll need to place your order before 4:30pm on a Friday, and just like our express service, you can follow your order right to your door.

DPD Pick Up - £3.99: We'll deliver your parcel to a local DPD Pick Up point that you select during checkout. They'll notify you when it arrives, and will keep it for 7 days meaning there's plenty of time for you to collect. If your order is placed before 4:30pm your order should be ready within 24 - 48 hours (Monday to Friday). Further details, including specific store opening times, can be found during the checkout process.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to reserve an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £14.99

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £4.95: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 7-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

If your Dad thinks he's the funniest thing since Tommy Cooper, then this is the perfect book for him. It's full of "Dad" jokes, and everyone has heard a bad Dad joke right? Your father's sense of humour is the type that make you groan and sigh with embarrassment, while he laughs on his own to the punch line. These are the types of jokes he loves to bring out on weddings and birthdays.

This book of embarrassing Dad Jokes is full to the brim of witty gems, some of which are so bad they actually blossom into serious rib ticklers. Be warned though- do not tell your Dad this, it will only encourage him! And it's not just the way that you tell them. Dads have always been renowned for being truly godawful joke tellers. Whether it's telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline, or it just simply being a terrible joke to begin with, dads are an embarrassment. 

Embarrassing Dad Jokes would make an ideal gift for your Dad, to not only tell him how much you love him, but also how much you hate his jokes. "Why did the banana go to the Doctor's? Because he wasn't peeling well!" Nuff said really.

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 3-5 working days, £2.99 or FREE for orders over £40

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, personalised items, or items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: Next working day, £3.99: Orders placed before 7:00pm Monday to Thursday or by 1:00pm on Saturday will be delivered by DHL within one working day to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed on Saturday after the cutoff or on Sunday will not reach you until Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £6.99 - Delivered by DHL or DPD, we offer this service at the lowest possible price. You'll need to place your order before 4:30pm on a Friday, and just like our express service, you can follow your order right to your door.

DPD Pick Up - £3.99: We'll deliver your parcel to a local DPD Pick Up point that you select during checkout. They'll notify you when it arrives, and will keep it for 7 days meaning there's plenty of time for you to collect. If your order is placed before 4:30pm your order should be ready within 24 - 48 hours (Monday to Friday). Further details, including specific store opening times, can be found during the checkout process.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to reserve an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £14.99

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £4.95: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 7-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.