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Emergency Mini Vibrator

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  • The Emergency Mini Vibrator is chrome plated and ready for use anytime!
  • Ideal novelty adult gift and perfect for a hen do present
  • Strictly for adults
  • Only requires 1 x AA battery (not included)
  • Vibrator measures approx. 14 cm x 3 cm x 3 cm

Need it in a hurry? Order in the next and select the Express Delivery option for delivery by Only £4.99.

Standard tracked delivery for just £2.99, delivered in 2 - 5 working days. Free over £40.

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Let’s not beat around the bush here (pun intended), we all have needs and it’s better to act upon them than be stuck in a fowl mood, right? If you’re that kind of open-minded person that could use a bit of aid now and then, the Emergency Mini Vibrator could be right up your alley.

Coming in a novelty case much like the “break glass in case of emergency” boxes, this mini vibrator is small enough to hide away from nosey people and perfect to save you in your hour of need. It’s also a perfect gift for hen do’s and anyone you know who’s randy ‘round the clock.

The chrome design is easy to clean and is also easily powered thanks to just one AA battery. This mini vibrator is the gift that keeps on giving so why not treat that special girl on her birthday, Valentine’s Day or even Christmas (if you want to headline Santa’s naughty list).

This tongue in cheek gift is perfect for that friend who is trying and still failing her way through the online dating scene. So, when you’re having no luck on Tinder, use this Emergency Mini Vibrator to get a bit more tender!

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Contents
  • 1 x Emergency Mini Vibrator
Technical Specifications
  • Powered by 1 x AA battery (not included)
  • Measures approx. 14 cm x 3 cm x 3 cm
  • Chrome design – easy to clean

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 3-5 working days, £2.99 or FREE for orders over £40

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, personalised items, or items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: Next available working day, £4.99: Orders placed before 5:30pm Monday to Friday will be delivered by DHL within one working days to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed after the cutoff on Friday will reach you on the following Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE. You will be given an estimate for delivery date in the checkout.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £6.99 - Delivered by DHL or DPD, we offer this service at the lowest possible price. You'll need to place your order before 4:30pm on a Friday, and just like our express service, you can follow your order right to your door.

DPD Pick Up - £3.99: We'll deliver your parcel to a local DPD Pick Up point that you select during checkout. They'll notify you when it arrives, and will keep it for 7 days meaning there's plenty of time for you to collect. If your order is placed before 4:30pm your order should be ready within 24 - 48 hours (Monday to Friday). Further details, including specific store opening times, can be found during the checkout process.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to reserve an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £14.99

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £4.95: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 7-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

Let’s not beat around the bush here (pun intended), we all have needs and it’s better to act upon them than be stuck in a fowl mood, right? If you’re that kind of open-minded person that could use a bit of aid now and then, the Emergency Mini Vibrator could be right up your alley.

Coming in a novelty case much like the “break glass in case of emergency” boxes, this mini vibrator is small enough to hide away from nosey people and perfect to save you in your hour of need. It’s also a perfect gift for hen do’s and anyone you know who’s randy ‘round the clock.

The chrome design is easy to clean and is also easily powered thanks to just one AA battery. This mini vibrator is the gift that keeps on giving so why not treat that special girl on her birthday, Valentine’s Day or even Christmas (if you want to headline Santa’s naughty list).

This tongue in cheek gift is perfect for that friend who is trying and still failing her way through the online dating scene. So, when you’re having no luck on Tinder, use this Emergency Mini Vibrator to get a bit more tender!

Back to Top
Contents
  • 1 x Emergency Mini Vibrator
Technical Specifications
  • Powered by 1 x AA battery (not included)
  • Measures approx. 14 cm x 3 cm x 3 cm
  • Chrome design – easy to clean

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 3-5 working days, £2.99 or FREE for orders over £40

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, personalised items, or items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: Next available working day, £4.99: Orders placed before 5:30pm Monday to Friday will be delivered by DHL within one working days to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed after the cutoff on Friday will reach you on the following Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE. You will be given an estimate for delivery date in the checkout.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £6.99 - Delivered by DHL or DPD, we offer this service at the lowest possible price. You'll need to place your order before 4:30pm on a Friday, and just like our express service, you can follow your order right to your door.

DPD Pick Up - £3.99: We'll deliver your parcel to a local DPD Pick Up point that you select during checkout. They'll notify you when it arrives, and will keep it for 7 days meaning there's plenty of time for you to collect. If your order is placed before 4:30pm your order should be ready within 24 - 48 hours (Monday to Friday). Further details, including specific store opening times, can be found during the checkout process.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to reserve an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £14.99

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £4.95: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 7-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

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