Extra-Long Penis Apron

Break out the Extra-Long Penis Apron at BBQs and friend’s houses to get a laugh and of course stay clean when doing the cooking! This apron is as practical as it is hilarious! If you know someone that could use an ego boost, then look no further than this apron.

With a rather impressive penis length of 20.5 inches, this cock-sure apron also displays just how much of a ‘sex machine’ you are too! It will be a hit at parties, but not family gatherings to be honest.

It’s a great gift idea for those who love to BBQ and cook with a sense of humour!

Cooking with mates is fun and we think it will get even more rowdy with the addition of this novelty apron! Get yours today.