Swear Box

Is your mouth dirtier than the inside of your rubbish bin’s lid? Does your language make the Wolf of Wall Street seem like an episode of Sesame Street? Well then, this Swear Box is an awesome way for you to save some money!

It’s made of whitewashed wood (specially painted to keep its colour in blue air) and has a decorative handle on the top of it. The front panel is glass with a fun decal printed onto it. But, even if it looks more delicate than the ears you’re damaging with your language, it’s a solid item.

How does it work? Well, every time you drop an F-bomb, you drop some money in, too! And, if you want to save a little more cash (and save some innocence), you can even pay for S-Bombs, C-bombs, and P-bombs… not to mention W, X, Y, and Z-bombs!

So, if you want to clean up your potty-mouth and collect some cash (or you know someone whose mouth needs a scrub), order this Swear Box today!