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Offensive Office Stationery

Product Code
76900
£9.00
In stock
Key Information
  • They’re novelty pens that are more offensive than Eminem lyrics
  • Seriously, reading them is like watching the Wolf of Wall Street
  • A perfect gift for office workers who aren’t morning (or afternoon or evening) people
  • Ideal for writing angry letters, ransom notes, or just rude doodling
  • Set includes 5 ballpoint pens
  • Recommended for ages 18+
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Offensive Office Stationary - Grey Background
Offensive Office Stationary - Grey Background

So, you know when a radio station censors a rap song and you feel like you’re just listening to Morse code? Offensive Office Stationery is that, but in pen form.

This stationery set contains 5 pens that seriously bring the offence. They’re as shameless as a ‘70s comedian taking cheap shots at minorities… who are also poor. They’re perfect for office workers who pretty much hate their jobs, their bosses, and everyone they work with – especially those people who pick up their pens while hovering around their desks and then walk off with them.

So, for a collection of pens that send the write message (which is essentially to stay away from their owner), order this Offensive Office Stationery set of pens today!

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Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: £3.99 or FREE on orders over £50 - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: £5.99 - 1 to 2 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD

Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store in as little as 60 minutes

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99

Personalised Item Delivery: £5.00 - For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked.

Gift Experiences: Free - Package will be sent directly from the supplier, shipping cost refunded before checkout.

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

So, you know when a radio station censors a rap song and you feel like you’re just listening to Morse code? Offensive Office Stationery is that, but in pen form.

This stationery set contains 5 pens that seriously bring the offence. They’re as shameless as a ‘70s comedian taking cheap shots at minorities… who are also poor. They’re perfect for office workers who pretty much hate their jobs, their bosses, and everyone they work with – especially those people who pick up their pens while hovering around their desks and then walk off with them.

So, for a collection of pens that send the write message (which is essentially to stay away from their owner), order this Offensive Office Stationery set of pens today!

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: £3.99 or FREE on orders over £50 - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: £5.99 - 1 to 2 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD

Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store in as little as 60 minutes

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99

Personalised Item Delivery: £5.00 - For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked.

Gift Experiences: Free - Package will be sent directly from the supplier, shipping cost refunded before checkout.

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

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