Offensive Office Stationery

£9.00

Product code: 76900

They’re novelty pens that are more offensive than Eminem lyrics
Seriously, reading them is like watching the Wolf of Wall Street
A perfect gift for office workers who aren’t morning (or afternoon or evening) people
Ideal for writing angry letters, ransom notes, or just rude doodling
Set includes 5 ballpoint pens
Recommended for ages 18+

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So, you know when a radio station censors a rap song and you feel like you’re just listening to Morse code? Offensive Office Stationery is that, but in pen form.

This stationery set contains 5 pens that seriously bring the offence. They’re as shameless as a ‘70s comedian taking cheap shots at minorities… who are also poor. They’re perfect for office workers who pretty much hate their jobs, their bosses, and everyone they work with – especially those people who pick up their pens while hovering around their desks and then walk off with them.

So, for a collection of pens that send the write message (which is essentially to stay away from their owner), order this Offensive Office Stationery set of pens today!

Offensive Office Stationery

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