Spectacular Uses for a Saggy Scrotum
- A funny gift book for any old git you know - and the world is full of them
- Each page shows a cartoon picture of what you should do with your scrotum
- Not recommended for those with a nervous disposition or who offend easily
- Perfect lavatorial humour for the throne room
- In paperback comprising 96 pages
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Spectacular Suggestions for a Saggy Scrotum is not just a useful guide to dealing with the fact your wedding tackle and everything else is heading southwards it 's also a celebration of getting older! After all, Being an old git is wonderful isn't it? You can spill food on your cardigan, park badly and shout at children and no-one bats an eyelid. But have you noticed the bizarre changes in your body too? The enormous ears, the extraordinary amount of excess nose hair and, of course, the saggy scrotum.
Yes, you can't deny it, where once things were pert and taut, now the crown jewels look like they've been melted down for scrap. Well here in this decidedly unsaggy volume is your salvation - a scintillating collection of spectacular ideas for your saggy scrotum. This is the best guide to saggy scrotum's the world has ever seen.
Filled with funny illustrations and tips, it's perfect for the old git you know. Just don't show it to anyone of a nervous disposition or your maiden aunt either. In paperback, it's perfect reading matter for the throne room too!