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Spectacular Uses for a Saggy Scrotum

£7.99
  • A funny gift book for any old git you know - and the world is full of them
  • Each page shows a cartoon picture of what you should do with your scrotum
  • Not recommended for those with a nervous disposition or who offend easily
  • Perfect lavatorial humour for the throne room
  • In paperback comprising 96 pages

Need it in a hurry? Order in the next and select the Express Delivery option for delivery by Only £5.00.

Standard tracked delivery delivered in 2 - 4 working days. Free over £30, or £3.00.

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Spectacular Uses for a Saggy Scrotum
Spectacular Uses for a Saggy Scrotum

Spectacular Suggestions for a Saggy Scrotum is not just a useful guide to dealing with the fact your wedding tackle and everything else is heading southwards it 's also a celebration of getting older! After all, Being an old git is wonderful isn't it? You can spill food on your cardigan, park badly and shout at children and no-one bats an eyelid. But have you noticed the bizarre changes in your body too? The enormous ears, the extraordinary amount of excess nose hair and, of course, the saggy scrotum.

Yes, you can't deny it, where once things were pert and taut, now the crown jewels look like they've been melted down for scrap. Well here in this decidedly unsaggy volume is your salvation - a scintillating collection of spectacular ideas for your saggy scrotum. This is the best guide to saggy scrotum's the world has ever seen.

Filled with funny illustrations and tips, it's perfect for the old git you know. Just don't show it to anyone of a nervous disposition or your maiden aunt either. In paperback, it's perfect reading matter for the throne room too!

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Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 2-4 working days, £3.00 or FREE for orders over £10

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, personalised items, or items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: Next available working day, £5.00: Orders placed before 5:30pm Monday to Friday will be delivered by DHL within one working days to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed after the cutoff on Friday will reach you on the following Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE. You will be given an estimate for delivery date in the checkout.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £7.00 - Delivered by DHL or DPD, we offer this service at the lowest possible price. You'll need to place your order before 4:30pm on a Friday, and just like our express service, you can follow your order right to your door.

DPD Pick Up - £4.00: We'll deliver your parcel to a local DPD Pick Up point that you select during checkout. They'll notify you when it arrives, and will keep it for 7 days meaning there's plenty of time for you to collect. If your order is placed before 4:30pm your order should be ready within 24 - 48 hours (Monday to Friday). Further details, including specific store opening times, can be found during the checkout process.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to reserve an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 7-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

Spectacular Suggestions for a Saggy Scrotum is not just a useful guide to dealing with the fact your wedding tackle and everything else is heading southwards it 's also a celebration of getting older! After all, Being an old git is wonderful isn't it? You can spill food on your cardigan, park badly and shout at children and no-one bats an eyelid. But have you noticed the bizarre changes in your body too? The enormous ears, the extraordinary amount of excess nose hair and, of course, the saggy scrotum.

Yes, you can't deny it, where once things were pert and taut, now the crown jewels look like they've been melted down for scrap. Well here in this decidedly unsaggy volume is your salvation - a scintillating collection of spectacular ideas for your saggy scrotum. This is the best guide to saggy scrotum's the world has ever seen.

Filled with funny illustrations and tips, it's perfect for the old git you know. Just don't show it to anyone of a nervous disposition or your maiden aunt either. In paperback, it's perfect reading matter for the throne room too!

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 2-4 working days, £3.00 or FREE for orders over £10

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, personalised items, or items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: Next available working day, £5.00: Orders placed before 5:30pm Monday to Friday will be delivered by DHL within one working days to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed after the cutoff on Friday will reach you on the following Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE. You will be given an estimate for delivery date in the checkout.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £7.00 - Delivered by DHL or DPD, we offer this service at the lowest possible price. You'll need to place your order before 4:30pm on a Friday, and just like our express service, you can follow your order right to your door.

DPD Pick Up - £4.00: We'll deliver your parcel to a local DPD Pick Up point that you select during checkout. They'll notify you when it arrives, and will keep it for 7 days meaning there's plenty of time for you to collect. If your order is placed before 4:30pm your order should be ready within 24 - 48 hours (Monday to Friday). Further details, including specific store opening times, can be found during the checkout process.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to reserve an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 7-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.