Telescopic Drinking Straw

So apparently there are over 8 billion plastic straws littering the world’s beaches, killing our environment, murdering our adorable little turtles. Be part of the solution with the Telescopic Drinking Straw.

Made from stainless steel, it’s a breeze to clean this nature-warrior with the telescopic cleaning brush. It’s the perfect gift for anyone looking to cut down their wanton slaughter of the world that gave them life.

Look like an old-school astronomer as you whip out your telescopic straw and swirl it around your Aperol Spritz. An added bonus is when you’re bored of the dinner table’s conversation, you can play with your retractable straw while they talk shop. In. Out. In. Out.

Buy a Telescopic Drinking Straw for yourself and everyone you know to look like Galileo while saving the seals. Polish your halo and go order a vegan smoothie.