Up Yours Lolly

When life, other road users, co-workers, or generally grumpy gits are being prickier than a cactus, you need an Up Yours lolly. It’s the sweetest way to say exactly how you feel.

Shaped to look like a satisfying one-finger salute, this lolly is the sweet for bad apples. But, it tastes like cheeky cherry. So, while you’re leaving a bad taste in everyone else’s mouth, your tongue will have a sweet sensation that’s only matched by the feeling of flipping the bird.

Forget chicken – this bird is finger lickin’ good. Or is it finger flippin’ good? Point is, when words aren’t enough, you need this Up Yours lolly. Order yours now!