Wanky Candles – Fanny Flaps

For some people, ‘fanny flaps’ is a scent best kept in their drawers. But, not you. You think that it should be bottled, in candle form, so that it can fill your room with the aroma of unwashed intimates… or so you’d have people believe with this Fanny Flaps scented candle by Wanky Candles!

If the label is to be believed, this candle burns with the nose-furrowing funk of what we like to call a ‘wizard’s sleeve’. But, it’s all an illusion! When you pull back the curtain (or, ahem, flaps) and light the candle, it gives off the soothing scent of vanilla.

This candle is perfect as a gift or to fill your living room with unease when you have guests over. Bask in the ambiance of awkwardness as people think they��re facing fanny flaps, then rub their noses in it as they dive into vanilla’s sweet serenity.  

The more reserved among us might call fanny flaps a baby portal, which we think is perfect because this candle is a portal to laughs you’ll feel in your loins. So, for the naughtiest scent you’ll find north of the border, get hold of this Fanny Flaps scented candle by the deliciously pranky Wanky Candles!