Bullshit Button

Put an end to all those excuses and obvious lies with the Bullsh*t Button. Let's face it, no office (or indeed home) should be without it.  For instance, "my cat's just had puppies" , "the dog ate my homework" , "I have to attend an aunt's funeral",  yeah, right, what a coincidence that everyone else that day had the same excuse when there is a football international on!

Of course there is always the nonsensical management speak such as "let's think outside the box" or even "the cheque is in the post ". The Bullshit Button is basically an alert button with a loud built-in speaker and red light that illuminates with a bullshit response. It will alert with one of 5 following responses:

• Oh come on now, that ain' t even bullsh*t, that's horse shit.
• (Siren) Warning, warning, bullsh*t alert.
• (Beep) That was bullsh*t.
• (Siren) Bullsh*t detected, take precautions.
• (Siren) Bullsh*t level death con 5

It even has a convenient Velcro backing which means you can attach to it your car and use in response to back-seat drivers. Remember, sh*t can stick even bullsh*t! Perfect novelty gift for work colleagues, mates and family or anyone you may suspect is talking a load of cobblers!