Deadpool Chopping Board

It’s time to make the chimi(ahem)changas… literally! Here at Menkind.co.uk we have a huge soft-spot for Deadpool, and now we’ve got a hard-spot as well. That came out wrong… or did it? This Deadpool chopping board is a perfectly sturdy and resilient surface to do all your chopping, cutting, slashing, and kebab-making.

This hardened glass chopping board is tough enough to stand up to all the rigours of your dinner-prep, and it can take a wise-crack or two on the trot. Plus, like the lovable douche, this chopping board can take temperatures of 180 degrees, while totally naked.

Where Deadpool himself loses out to his chopping board counterpart is cleanliness. This Deadpool themed chopping board is nicely resistant to odours and stains, making it far more sanitary than poor old Wade Wilson. It also has non-slip rubber feet keeping it firmly in place, which would have helped Mr Pool in the climax of his movie.

It might be just us, but this chopping board makes us feel so good that it’s like we’re having our faces caressed by a tiny, respawning hand… which feels wrong, but oh so right as well! If you want the same feeling when you’re dicing your spuds, this chopping board has your name written all over it!