Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

So, your new book is great and all, but its vocabulary is more confusing than the plot of Ulysses. You could try to overlook it (like you did the creepiness in Lolita), but then you’d miss out on half the book. What you need is this electronic dictionary bookmark!

Yep, just like the historical fiction author who’s ALSO a waiter, this contraption is a bookmark AND an electronic dictionary! It’s flat enough to keep your place in your book, and clever enough to look up all the words that have escaped your pervasive, voluminous contemplation. With a digital screen and easy-to-use keypad, looking up words is now going to be simpler than Ian Fleming’s sentences.

This electronic dictionary bookmark is battery powered (battery included), making it as portable as your position on the Hunger Games (depends on the company, right?). So, for a whole new world of comprehension, order your electronic dictionary bookmark today!