Hellfire Pete Grim Reaper Extra Hot Chilli Sauce

We hear tell of some people who like their sauces hotter than the TV programming after midnight. So, we’ve searched far and wide to find a sauce that can deliver. And, we did, in the flaming hands of Hellfire Pete. The sauce? Grim Reaper Extra Hot Chilli Sauce!

As you know, things shaped like the Grim Reaper aren’t ever smooth. Like, we’ve never heard of a Reaper-shaped cushion or a jazz singer who dresses like the Reaper. Nope, if it’s shaped like the Grim Reaper, it’s going to make even your earlobes sweat.

That’s all we really need to say about this hot sauce. So, to experience more heat than an escaped convict being identified in Mexico, order this Hellfire Pete Grim Reaper Extra Hot Chilli Sauce!