How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a funny selection of comics, facts and guides, which all stem from the wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. Including How to Pet a Kitty and 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat. Includes pull-out poster.
The master cartoonist at TheOatmeal has done it again and produced a hilarious book entitled “How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You” and it is a definite must for all cat lovers. It is also great for everyone who hates cats as they can finally prove how devious those furry kitties are.
This hilarious book has an attractive red cover that boldly declares it can tell you if your adorable princess is plotting your death. This book is made up of a selection of comics, facts and guides stemming from the cynical wonderland TheOatmeal.com. This book includes funny sketches such as ‘How to Pet a Kitty’ and ’17 Things worth Knowing About Your Cat’. This book also includes a pull-out poster so you can unveil the cats evil plot to end us all to the people in your home.
This would be a fantastic gift for anyone who likes a good laugh and appreciates witty comics.
Delivery Options
Standard Tracked Delivery: 5 - 7 Days (£3.99) - A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD
Free Tracked Delivery: 5 - 7 Days (Free) - Available on all orders over £50. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD
Express Tracked Delivery: 2 - 3 days (£5.99) - A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD. Our delivery cut off time is 3:00pm to give us time to pick, pack and dispatch your order on the same day
Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store
UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man:
Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00
Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked, but will usually be delivered in 5-10 days.
Returns
It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.
Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a funny selection of comics, facts and guides, which all stem from the wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. Including How to Pet a Kitty and 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat. Includes pull-out poster.
The master cartoonist at TheOatmeal has done it again and produced a hilarious book entitled “How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You” and it is a definite must for all cat lovers. It is also great for everyone who hates cats as they can finally prove how devious those furry kitties are.
This hilarious book has an attractive red cover that boldly declares it can tell you if your adorable princess is plotting your death. This book is made up of a selection of comics, facts and guides stemming from the cynical wonderland TheOatmeal.com. This book includes funny sketches such as ‘How to Pet a Kitty’ and ’17 Things worth Knowing About Your Cat’. This book also includes a pull-out poster so you can unveil the cats evil plot to end us all to the people in your home.
This would be a fantastic gift for anyone who likes a good laugh and appreciates witty comics.
Delivery Options
Standard Tracked Delivery: 5 - 7 Days (£3.99) - A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD
Free Tracked Delivery: 5 - 7 Days (Free) - Available on all orders over £50. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD
Express Tracked Delivery: 2 - 3 days (£5.99) - A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD. Our delivery cut off time is 3:00pm to give us time to pick, pack and dispatch your order on the same day
Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store
UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man:
Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00
Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked, but will usually be delivered in 5-10 days.
Returns
It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.
Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.