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Instant Regret Vodka 20cL

Product Code
88982
£22.00
In stock
Key Information
  • This vodka is like licking a hob!
  • Super-hot vodka infused with chillies
  • As black as the ashes of your toasted oesophagus
  • A great gift for anyone who likes it hot
  • Bottle contains 20 cL, 40% ABV
  • Not for sale to persons under the age of 18
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Instant Regret Vodka 20cL
Instant Regret Vodka 20cL Instant Regret Vodka 20cL Instant Regret Vodka 20cL
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Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. Age verification checks will be performed during checkout. This item must be used responsibly and appropriately.

So, you like things hotter than a page of 50 Shades of Grey… being used to kindle a fire? Then you need to try this Instant Regret Vodka!

We can only assume this bottle was filled from the taps in hell. Otherwise, we have no idea how simple liquid managed to get so darn hot. It’s shady. It’s menacing. It’s the type of vodka other vodkas cross the road to avoid.

Made with probably a million chillies, the Scoville count of this insidious liquid is kept a secret. We believe that’s because the test itself had to run off and down the bottle of milk in the fridge, only to stumble back into the room and wheeze, ‘A lot.’

So, if you’re ready to experience the lovechild of fire and water, order this Instant Regret Vodka now!

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Delivery Options

Orders with two items or more over £50: Free  - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Yodel or by DPD

Standard Tracked Delivery: £3.99  - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Yodel or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: £5.99 - 1 to 2 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Yodel or by DPD

Guaranteed Next Day Delivery: £6.99 - Order by 7 pm and we'll deliver the next day. 

Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store in as little as 60 minutes

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: Economy tracked delivery from £6.95

Personalised Item Delivery: £5.00 - 3 - 8 days. For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked.

Gift Experiences: Free - 3 - 8 days. Package sent directly from the supplier.

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. Age verification checks will be performed during checkout. This item must be used responsibly and appropriately.

So, you like things hotter than a page of 50 Shades of Grey… being used to kindle a fire? Then you need to try this Instant Regret Vodka!

We can only assume this bottle was filled from the taps in hell. Otherwise, we have no idea how simple liquid managed to get so darn hot. It’s shady. It’s menacing. It’s the type of vodka other vodkas cross the road to avoid.

Made with probably a million chillies, the Scoville count of this insidious liquid is kept a secret. We believe that’s because the test itself had to run off and down the bottle of milk in the fridge, only to stumble back into the room and wheeze, ‘A lot.’

So, if you’re ready to experience the lovechild of fire and water, order this Instant Regret Vodka now!

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Orders with two items or more over £50: Free  - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Yodel or by DPD

Standard Tracked Delivery: £3.99  - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Yodel or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: £5.99 - 1 to 2 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Yodel or by DPD

Guaranteed Next Day Delivery: £6.99 - Order by 7 pm and we'll deliver the next day. 

Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store in as little as 60 minutes

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: Economy tracked delivery from £6.95

Personalised Item Delivery: £5.00 - 3 - 8 days. For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked.

Gift Experiences: Free - 3 - 8 days. Package sent directly from the supplier.

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

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