Toilet Piano Mat
- Play the piano while you poo!
- Tinkle the ivories or create a dramatic movement
- Includes a songbook and a ‘do not disturb’ sign
- Waterproof with a non-slip base
- Has an automatic power-off function
- Requires 3 x AA batteries, not included
Need it in a hurry? Order in the next and select the Express Delivery option for delivery by . Only £5.99.
Standard tracked Delivery in 3-5 days - £3.99. This is a fully tracked service and will be delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD
Free Delivery is available for all orders over £40
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This toilet piano mat is a musical mat that you can play while you… let’s say, compose your second movement. Yep, you can make sweet music by hitting the keys with your toes, and it’s waterproof with a non-slip base, just for safety. It even comes with a songbook and a “Do not disturb” sign!
Delivery Options
Standard Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (£3.99) A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD
Free Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (Free) Available on all orders over £40. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD
Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 2 Days A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD
Free Click & Collect: Free Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store
UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man:
Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00
Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will usually be delivered in 5-10 days.Returns
We offer FREE UK returns for up to 90 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.
Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.
This toilet piano mat is a musical mat that you can play while you… let’s say, compose your second movement. Yep, you can make sweet music by hitting the keys with your toes, and it’s waterproof with a non-slip base, just for safety. It even comes with a songbook and a “Do not disturb” sign!
Delivery Options
Standard Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (£3.99) A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD
Free Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (Free) Available on all orders over £40. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD
Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 2 Days A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD
Free Click & Collect: Free Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store
UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man:
Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00
Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will usually be delivered in 5-10 days.Returns
We offer FREE UK returns for up to 90 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.
Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.