Wanky Candles – Knob Cheese

Some people wash furiously to try to stem the stench of knob cheese. Not you. You like it in the form of a scented candle to fill the room with some acrid ambiance… or so you have people think! Mwahahaha!

Wanky Candles may have labelled this candle with reference to a type of cheese that you’d never find on a platter (or, at least, wouldn’t want to), but it’s a classic bait-and-switch. Either no one wanted to sample the smell of knob cheese to recreate it, or they didn’t think anyone would actually want to savour its scent. So, instead of a cheese that transcends even Stinking Bishop, this candle actually smells of vanilla when you light it.

How about this for a gift idea? Give this Wanky Candle to your most reserved and proper (in the posh way) friend to create the stench of awkwardness. Then clear the air, as it were, with the soothing scent of sweet vanilla!

This knob cheese scented candle can be a real tool for comedy. Just, don’t get too cocky! With assorted eye-watering scents from Wanky Candles, you might have the favour repaid in the near future!