Blood Bath Shower Gel

So, you thought that paper cut on the end of your finger was a blood bath? Well, then you’re in for a bloody great surprise. Take a look at this Blood Bath Shower Gel!

Made to look just like a vampire’s packed lunch, this bloody fantastic shower gel comes in an IV bag. And, so you can hang it like a bread thief in the Middle Ages, it comes with a handy handle! Oh, and with a cherry scent, it smells better than a bloodhound.

So, if you want a bloody good clean up that rivals the end of The Godfather, order this Blood Bath Shower Gel now!