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Cards Against Humanity Absurd Box Expansion Pack

£23.00
  • It’s an expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity!
  • Includes 300 weird and, well, weird cards
  • Must be played with the Cards Against Humanity full game
  • A must-have for anyone who likes life weirder than a Kubrick movie
  • Cards come in a box full of wavy lines. So, that’s cool
  • For ages 17+

Need it in a hurry? Order in the next and select the Express Delivery option for delivery by Only £5.00.

Standard tracked delivery delivered in 2 - 5 working days. Free over £40, or £3.00.

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Are you ready for a box of Cards Against Humanity cards that won’t just blow your mind, but bend it harder than a third-world dictator bends the law? Good, ‘cos we have one for you: the Cards Against Humanity Absurd Box!

So, simply put, these cards are weird. How weird? Well, they make the guy on the corner that wears only sequined cowboy boots and sings ABBA songs in Klingon look like an accountant. What more is there to say? Nothing. Oh, except for the fact that you get 300 of these cards. Yep, that’s 300 cards weirder than a ‘congratulations on your first period’ card sent by an uncle.

Before you start ordering faster than a 30-day-detox survivor at a fast-food restaurant, remember that the Absurd Box is an add-on. You need the original Cards Against Humanity to play it.

So, if you’re ready to take your CAH from just offensive to weirdly offensive, order this Cards Against Humanity Absurd Box Expansion Pack today!

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Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: Free over £40, or £3.00 (2 - 5 working days)

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, or for personalised items and items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 3 working days, £5.00:  Orders placed before 5:30pm Monday to Friday will be delivered by DHL within one - three working days to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed after the cutoff on Friday will reach you on the following Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE. You will be given an estimate for delivery date in the checkout.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £7.00 - Delivered by DHL or DPD. You'll need to place your order before 5:30pm on a Friday for Saturday delivery, or 4:30pm on a Friday for Sunday delivery. Just like our express service, you can track your order right to your door.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to order an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect. Only available if paying via credit/debit card.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

 

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

Are you ready for a box of Cards Against Humanity cards that won’t just blow your mind, but bend it harder than a third-world dictator bends the law? Good, ‘cos we have one for you: the Cards Against Humanity Absurd Box!

So, simply put, these cards are weird. How weird? Well, they make the guy on the corner that wears only sequined cowboy boots and sings ABBA songs in Klingon look like an accountant. What more is there to say? Nothing. Oh, except for the fact that you get 300 of these cards. Yep, that’s 300 cards weirder than a ‘congratulations on your first period’ card sent by an uncle.

Before you start ordering faster than a 30-day-detox survivor at a fast-food restaurant, remember that the Absurd Box is an add-on. You need the original Cards Against Humanity to play it.

So, if you’re ready to take your CAH from just offensive to weirdly offensive, order this Cards Against Humanity Absurd Box Expansion Pack today!

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: Free over £40, or £3.00 (2 - 5 working days)

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, or for personalised items and items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 3 working days, £5.00:  Orders placed before 5:30pm Monday to Friday will be delivered by DHL within one - three working days to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed after the cutoff on Friday will reach you on the following Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE. You will be given an estimate for delivery date in the checkout.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £7.00 - Delivered by DHL or DPD. You'll need to place your order before 5:30pm on a Friday for Saturday delivery, or 4:30pm on a Friday for Sunday delivery. Just like our express service, you can track your order right to your door.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to order an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect. Only available if paying via credit/debit card.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

 

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.