Cock Willy Warmer

Say goodbye to all those publicly frowned upon times where you’ve had to stick your hand down your pants to warm up those chilly genitals. For the Cock Willy Warmer has arrived and it’s bringing its warming touch to your nether regions.

Made from ultra-comfortable wool, these warmers are even shaped like a cock, the animal kind though, so be sure to make that distinction if you ever ask if someone wants to see it! So, if you’ve got a close friend that can’t keep their hands out of their pants, or perhaps a boyfriend who uses the old chilly willy as an excuse to warm it up on you, treat them to this hilarious warmer!

These warmers also make for great gifts for stag parties if you fancy walking on mass, cocks at the ready. They’re also made with drawable strings so you won’t have to feel inferior with the warmer hanging limply off, simply draw it to your perfect size – failing that, stuff away!

We’re certain these cocks will warm some hearts as well as some willies with their cosy design and cheeky pattern. Keep the old boy at his fighting weight and get yours today!