Edible Anus

The saying goes ‘it’s better to give than to receive’ and looking at these chocolates we’d have to agree! If the images and product name where not enough, then yes these are ass-olutely anus shaped luxury milk chocolates! Brilliantly and intricately detailed, they are the real life equivalent of the chocolate starfish!

6 tight little chocolates, in some very elegant packaging, makes this a gift like no other! So if you want to show someone just how much you love them in a disturbing new way, or simply want to give a surprise present to someone who likes to brown-nose, then surely it has to be the Edible Anus?! The good news is these little fellas are much nicer than munching on the real thing…so we are told, and they put a new spin on the term anus horribilis!

Comically, the packaging also states that they may contain nuts, we’ll leave it up to you to make your own jokes there.