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Edible Anus

Product Code
61001
£7.00
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Special Price £2.50
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Key Information
  • 6 Edible Anus’ in beautiful presentation box
  • Perfect cheeky gift
  • Shock your friends with the sheer naughtiness of these chocolates
  • Made from Belgian Milk Chocolate
  • Hand-crafted in the UK
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The saying goes ‘it’s better to give than to receive’ and looking at these chocolates we’d have to agree! If the images and product name where not enough, then yes these are ass-olutely anus shaped luxury milk chocolates! Brilliantly and intricately detailed, they are the real life equivalent of the chocolate starfish!

6 tight little chocolates, in some very elegant packaging, makes this a gift like no other! So if you want to show someone just how much you love them in a disturbing new way, or simply want to give a surprise present to someone who likes to brown-nose, then surely it has to be the Edible Anus?! The good news is these little fellas are much nicer than munching on the real thing…so we are told, and they put a new spin on the term anus horribilis!

Comically, the packaging also states that they may contain nuts, we’ll leave it up to you to make your own jokes there.

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Delivery Options

Orders with two items or more over £50: Free  - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Standard Tracked Delivery: £3.99  - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: £5.99 - 1 to 2 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD

Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store in as little as 60 minutes

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99

Personalised Item Delivery: £5.00 - For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked.

Gift Experiences: Free - 3 - 8 days. Package sent directly from the supplier.

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

The saying goes ‘it’s better to give than to receive’ and looking at these chocolates we’d have to agree! If the images and product name where not enough, then yes these are ass-olutely anus shaped luxury milk chocolates! Brilliantly and intricately detailed, they are the real life equivalent of the chocolate starfish!

6 tight little chocolates, in some very elegant packaging, makes this a gift like no other! So if you want to show someone just how much you love them in a disturbing new way, or simply want to give a surprise present to someone who likes to brown-nose, then surely it has to be the Edible Anus?! The good news is these little fellas are much nicer than munching on the real thing…so we are told, and they put a new spin on the term anus horribilis!

Comically, the packaging also states that they may contain nuts, we’ll leave it up to you to make your own jokes there.

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Orders with two items or more over £50: Free  - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Standard Tracked Delivery: £3.99  - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: £5.99 - 1 to 2 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD

Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store in as little as 60 minutes

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99

Personalised Item Delivery: £5.00 - For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked.

Gift Experiences: Free - 3 - 8 days. Package sent directly from the supplier.

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

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