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61001

Edible Anus

£7.00
  • 6 Edible Anus’ in beautiful presentation box
  • Perfect cheeky gift
  • Shock your friends with the sheer naughtiness of these chocolates
  • Made from Belgian Milk Chocolate
  • Hand-crafted in the UK

Need it in a hurry? Order in the next and select the Express Delivery option for delivery by Only £5.99.

Standard tracked Delivery in 3-5 days - £3.99. This is a fully tracked service and will be delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Free Delivery is available for all orders over £40

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Editable Anus
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The saying goes ‘it’s better to give than to receive’ and looking at these chocolates we’d have to agree! If the images and product name where not enough, then yes these are ass-olutely anus shaped luxury milk chocolates! Brilliantly and intricately detailed, they are the real life equivalent of the chocolate starfish!

6 tight little chocolates, in some very elegant packaging, makes this a gift like no other! So if you want to show someone just how much you love them in a disturbing new way, or simply want to give a surprise present to someone who likes to brown-nose, then surely it has to be the Edible Anus?! The good news is these little fellas are much nicer than munching on the real thing…so we are told, and they put a new spin on the term anus horribilis!

Comically, the packaging also states that they may contain nuts, we’ll leave it up to you to make your own jokes there.

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Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (£3.99) A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Free Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (Free) Available on all orders over £40. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 2 Days A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD

Free Click & Collect: Free Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will usually be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 90 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

 

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

The saying goes ‘it’s better to give than to receive’ and looking at these chocolates we’d have to agree! If the images and product name where not enough, then yes these are ass-olutely anus shaped luxury milk chocolates! Brilliantly and intricately detailed, they are the real life equivalent of the chocolate starfish!

6 tight little chocolates, in some very elegant packaging, makes this a gift like no other! So if you want to show someone just how much you love them in a disturbing new way, or simply want to give a surprise present to someone who likes to brown-nose, then surely it has to be the Edible Anus?! The good news is these little fellas are much nicer than munching on the real thing…so we are told, and they put a new spin on the term anus horribilis!

Comically, the packaging also states that they may contain nuts, we’ll leave it up to you to make your own jokes there.

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (£3.99) A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Free Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (Free) Available on all orders over £40. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 2 Days A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD

Free Click & Collect: Free Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will usually be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 90 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

 

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

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