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Funny Parking Notes

£3.00
Online Exclusive! Not available in stores.
  • The ideal gift for someone who gets parking rage on a regular basis
  • Each pad comes with 51 pages all printed with the same message
  • A fun gift for any car owner
  • Please note that this message is offensive and could get you into trouble
  • Each note measures 10cm x 15cm x 1cm approx

Need it in a hurry? Order in the next and select the Express Delivery option for delivery by Only £5.00.

Standard tracked delivery delivered in 3 - 7 working days. Free over £40, or £3.00.

For full details, click here.

Funny Parking Notes
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Parking rage is a real thing, after all, there seems to be some idiot drivers out there, especially when it comes to finding a spot at the supermarket or in the shopping centre. All too often someone parks where the shouldn’t. Or they park too close.

As the red mist descends, it can be all too tempting to grab a pen and paper to get scribbling. But who has time for that?

If you want to express your frustration, then why not buy yourself this parking notepad? Featuring 51 pages of the same note. You can tell the other driver exactly how you feel, without having to find a pen.

“THANKS! FOR PARKING SO CLOSE. NEXT TIME LEAVE A F*CKING CAN-OPENER SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT. ARSEHOLES LIKE YOU SHOULD TAKE A BUS”

Just be aware that you might cause offense with this note, so be prepared. However it is definitely worth it. Buy now and give someone the gift of being able to represent their rage.

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Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: Free over £40, or £3.00 (3 - 7 working days)

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, or for personalised items and items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 3 working days, £5.00:  Orders placed before 5:30pm Monday to Friday will be delivered by DHL within one - three working days to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed after the cutoff on Friday will reach you on the following Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE. You will be given an estimate for delivery date in the checkout.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £7.00 - Delivered by DHL or DPD. You'll need to place your order before 5:30pm on a Friday for Saturday delivery, or 4:30pm on a Friday for Sunday delivery. Just like our express service, you can track your order right to your door.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to order an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect. Only available if paying via credit/debit card.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

 

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

Parking rage is a real thing, after all, there seems to be some idiot drivers out there, especially when it comes to finding a spot at the supermarket or in the shopping centre. All too often someone parks where the shouldn’t. Or they park too close.

As the red mist descends, it can be all too tempting to grab a pen and paper to get scribbling. But who has time for that?

If you want to express your frustration, then why not buy yourself this parking notepad? Featuring 51 pages of the same note. You can tell the other driver exactly how you feel, without having to find a pen.

“THANKS! FOR PARKING SO CLOSE. NEXT TIME LEAVE A F*CKING CAN-OPENER SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT. ARSEHOLES LIKE YOU SHOULD TAKE A BUS”

Just be aware that you might cause offense with this note, so be prepared. However it is definitely worth it. Buy now and give someone the gift of being able to represent their rage.

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: Free over £40, or £3.00 (3 - 7 working days)

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, or for personalised items and items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 3 working days, £5.00:  Orders placed before 5:30pm Monday to Friday will be delivered by DHL within one - three working days to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed after the cutoff on Friday will reach you on the following Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE. You will be given an estimate for delivery date in the checkout.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £7.00 - Delivered by DHL or DPD. You'll need to place your order before 5:30pm on a Friday for Saturday delivery, or 4:30pm on a Friday for Sunday delivery. Just like our express service, you can track your order right to your door.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to order an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect. Only available if paying via credit/debit card.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

 

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

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