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Grow A Dick

Name: Grow A Dick
SKU: 85528
Price: 9.97 GBP
Availability: OutOfStock

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Product code: 85528

Grow your very own dick shaped chillies!
Contains everything you need, just add water
100% organic
Biodegradable coconut fire cube
Great gift for anyone that needs to grow a dick
Measures approx. 8 cm x 8 cm x 8 cm

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In just 12 to 18 days you will be the proud owner of a tiny dick! But don’t worry, if you keep watering it and taking care of it, it will eventually grow into a whole bush of tasty dicks! And once it grows too big for the pot just pop the eco-friendly cube into soil and it will naturally decompose and turn into fertiliser for the chilli bush.

These capsicum annuum are 100% organic, and great for spicing up food or adding to stir fries.

Grow A Dick

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