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Grow A Dick

Product Code
85528
£12.00
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Key Information
  • Grow your very own dick shaped chillies!
  • Contains everything you need, just add water
  • 100% organic
  • Biodegradable coconut fire cube
  • Great gift for anyone that needs to grow a dick
  • Measures approx. 8 cm x 8 cm x 8 cm
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In just 12 to 18 days you will be the proud owner of a tiny dick! But don’t worry, if you keep watering it and taking care of it, it will eventually grow into a whole bush of tasty dicks! And once it grows too big for the pot just pop the eco-friendly cube into soil and it will naturally decompose and turn into fertiliser for the chilli bush.

These capsicum annuum are 100% organic, and great for spicing up food or adding to stir fries.

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Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (£3.99) - A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Free Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (Free) - Available on all orders over £50. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 2 days (£5.99) - A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD. Our delivery cut off time is 3:00pm to give us time to pick, pack and dispatch your order on the same day 

Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man:

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked, but will usually be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

In just 12 to 18 days you will be the proud owner of a tiny dick! But don’t worry, if you keep watering it and taking care of it, it will eventually grow into a whole bush of tasty dicks! And once it grows too big for the pot just pop the eco-friendly cube into soil and it will naturally decompose and turn into fertiliser for the chilli bush.

These capsicum annuum are 100% organic, and great for spicing up food or adding to stir fries.

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (£3.99) - A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Free Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (Free) - Available on all orders over £50. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 2 days (£5.99) - A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD. Our delivery cut off time is 3:00pm to give us time to pick, pack and dispatch your order on the same day 

Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man:

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked, but will usually be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

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