Personalised West Ham Match Day Football Programme

If you are one of the many people who dream of being the season's latest signing for the Hammers then this gift is made just for you literally. This great gift allows your name to star on the front cover of the Official West Ham Match Day Programme alongside Sam Allardyce, as his latest inspired transfer signing.

Photo manipulation experts will seamlessly merge your name as part of the headline and on the back of the Sunderland shirt. Your name will also appear on the back of the programme in the Hammers' squad list. Finally, your match day programme will be mounted in a frame for you to put in pride of place in the bedroom, living room, downstair's loo, anywhere!

Unfortunately it doesn't mean you actually are the latest addition to the West Ham squad, but it should help keep your dreams alive!